adventures in adulthood part 1
Here are some notes from my journey into the grown up career world: each is written on a yellow piece of legal pad paper just so you know:
1) Today was my second day on the job and i did the following:
1. sat and stared at my computer screen for an hour and a half
2.changed the background on my desktop
3. stared at my computer for 30 minutes
4. ordered one title search
5. copied 17 case files and got 1 paper cut
6. had lunch at panera. ordered the wrong salad. now feel ill.
7. processed 3 ocwens
8. built a post-it pyramid
9. colorized my highlighters
10. started to fill out some insurance papers
11. stared at my computer some more
12. lost one game of freecell
13. wrote this list
14. read the cuyahoga county forclosure timeline
15. attempted to clean out my wallet
16. put up my first picture in my cubicle
17. read and re-read and then re-re-read the sexual harassment policy. for fun. yeah fun.
18. stared at the computer for 45 minutes.
19. waited around for calvin to teach me how to type up a preliminary judicial report and a final judicial report
20. sat at my computer for 10 minutes and then clocked out
2) Today is day four. It is only 8:09am and already i am bored as fuck. calvin is not here which means i will most likely have nothing to do or i will d everything wrong. for breakfast i ate some nilla wafers and drank a dr. pepper. not exactly the healthiest meal but oh well. i woke up late this morning even though last night was the earliest i've gone to bed all week. in case anybody was wondering my 30th birthday will be on a thursday. calvin ended up coming in late but both of us are pretty bored. ooh! i have an office meeting to attend in 1 minute.
3)July 7th 2005: I knew I had too much coffee today when i had the near uncontrolable urge to skip down the hallway of the attorney's offices.
4) Sound Track of Work Today: Abbey Road, The Aeroplane over the Sea, The Dream that stuff was made of
Today was bad. an attorney yelled at me for losing a file that was sitting on his desk infront of him the whole time.
5)Soundtrack for 7/13/2005: Day 8: Soviet Kitsch, The Colour and the Shape, Abbey Road, The Aeroplane over the Sea
Today i was trained on some stuff i need to be an expert on by friday. i couldn't sleep last night and have spent an accumulated hour in the bathroom crying. i feel sick to my stomach. i sat at my computer for an hour and wrote a little bit and listened to some music. my uncle boss is in columbus today. i want to go home and sleep. they replaced all the garbage cans in the building with clear ones as a result of the terror alert level being chartreuse or whatever, but who would throw away a perfectly good bomb?
1) Today was my second day on the job and i did the following:
1. sat and stared at my computer screen for an hour and a half
2.changed the background on my desktop
3. stared at my computer for 30 minutes
4. ordered one title search
5. copied 17 case files and got 1 paper cut
6. had lunch at panera. ordered the wrong salad. now feel ill.
7. processed 3 ocwens
8. built a post-it pyramid
9. colorized my highlighters
10. started to fill out some insurance papers
11. stared at my computer some more
12. lost one game of freecell
13. wrote this list
14. read the cuyahoga county forclosure timeline
15. attempted to clean out my wallet
16. put up my first picture in my cubicle
17. read and re-read and then re-re-read the sexual harassment policy. for fun. yeah fun.
18. stared at the computer for 45 minutes.
19. waited around for calvin to teach me how to type up a preliminary judicial report and a final judicial report
20. sat at my computer for 10 minutes and then clocked out
2) Today is day four. It is only 8:09am and already i am bored as fuck. calvin is not here which means i will most likely have nothing to do or i will d everything wrong. for breakfast i ate some nilla wafers and drank a dr. pepper. not exactly the healthiest meal but oh well. i woke up late this morning even though last night was the earliest i've gone to bed all week. in case anybody was wondering my 30th birthday will be on a thursday. calvin ended up coming in late but both of us are pretty bored. ooh! i have an office meeting to attend in 1 minute.
3)July 7th 2005: I knew I had too much coffee today when i had the near uncontrolable urge to skip down the hallway of the attorney's offices.
4) Sound Track of Work Today: Abbey Road, The Aeroplane over the Sea, The Dream that stuff was made of
Today was bad. an attorney yelled at me for losing a file that was sitting on his desk infront of him the whole time.
5)Soundtrack for 7/13/2005: Day 8: Soviet Kitsch, The Colour and the Shape, Abbey Road, The Aeroplane over the Sea
Today i was trained on some stuff i need to be an expert on by friday. i couldn't sleep last night and have spent an accumulated hour in the bathroom crying. i feel sick to my stomach. i sat at my computer for an hour and wrote a little bit and listened to some music. my uncle boss is in columbus today. i want to go home and sleep. they replaced all the garbage cans in the building with clear ones as a result of the terror alert level being chartreuse or whatever, but who would throw away a perfectly good bomb?