Yes I promise I'm studying for my exams...eventually
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I set spastic_blonde's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I gave chinkface a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I turned coeur_saignant in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I donated bone marrow to emmyprincess603 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (537 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Findinglife112