Dedicated to Andrew. Because...I can.
Lets examine all of the swear words
FUCK: It means to be so sure about something and then, FUCK...reality hits. Why would it be that easy??
SHIT: This is the word that is used when you realize you're FUCKED. example: "What the FUCK happened...I'm SICK OF THIS SHIT!" (you get bonus points if you use the previous vocabulary word in your sentence.)
HELL: This is what happens when you just realized you're fucked, and you've gone as far as saying "SHIT" as well. What you do now is send EVVVVVERYONE driving you nuts a nice, healthy "GO STRAIGHT TO HELL". (You can use as many swear words as possible while doing this)
BITCH: This is what you realize you are, after thinking/saying all these things. (Alright Joni, you're doing great!)
DAMN: This is where you're damned to hell because of the definition to the above word.
I know I'm missing some, but in conclusion...
This BITCH is out...for now.
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Yeah, you're right Andrew, it does feel good. Also, I have no idea what the fuck I just did. That made little to no sense at all.
Forgive me.