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May 06, 2004 18:52

*wanders around being noble and trying to get the hang of this Fourth Age thing*

*thinks about getting a new sword*

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dragon_father May 6 2004, 11:42:09 UTC

Bring. It. On.

*flashes his new claws*

findarato May 6 2004, 11:44:41 UTC

*jumps and looks very, very pissed off*

Oh, I will.

dragon_father May 6 2004, 11:50:04 UTC

Well?

*rears up, leans back on his tail and shadow-boxes*

findarato May 6 2004, 11:54:30 UTC

I'm not stupid, you overgrown gecko. You destroyed by whole damned city. *fumes* I want a sword before I do the same to you.

dragon_father May 6 2004, 11:56:55 UTC

*gets back down*

It was really cozy there. :D

Perfect hoarding spaces. Comfy.

findarato May 6 2004, 11:57:42 UTC

*growls* Of course it was cosy. I fucking well built it to be cosy.

dragon_father May 6 2004, 12:00:28 UTC

But it was much nicer with a dragon-shaped skylight.

Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!!! XD

findarato May 6 2004, 12:02:57 UTC

It wasn't made for dragons! It was made for people, and it didn't need a sodding skylight.

dragon_father May 6 2004, 12:07:00 UTC

But it was perfect for dragons! Good stone, lots of nooks for hoarding treasure, big halls for laying about and waxing fat, plenty of space for orcs to mill about in a threatening manner.

The only thing it needed was a skylight so I could get in and out and bask if need be. But that was easily fixed.

See? Perfect. That was hot property you know.

findarato May 6 2004, 12:11:10 UTC

*so close to losing it*

You. Waxing fat in Nargothrond. With a great big whole through the northern halls. >:|

dragon_father May 6 2004, 12:13:25 UTC

Yep. Big Dragon King, sitting on a HEEEOUUUGE pile of treasure, waxing fat, in what used to be your city.

It was great. :D

findarato May 6 2004, 12:16:29 UTC

IN NARGOTHROND, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! AND THEY ALL DIED!

*throws himself at you*

dragon_father May 6 2004, 12:18:24 UTC

*catches you, wrapping his leg around your arms**

*HUGS*

I know man, but these things happen. Never mind. Just let it all out. Tell unckie Glauring all about it.

XD

findarato May 6 2004, 12:22:03 UTC

YOU UTTER TOSSPOT! DON'T TRY THAT BULLSHIT ON ME!

*tries to bite you*

dragon_father May 6 2004, 12:23:23 UTC

Dude, I wouldn't do that. I've been told I stink, I'd hate to think what I must taste like to you people.

*drops you*

See? That was a favour. :D

findarato May 6 2004, 12:44:38 UTC

*tries to think of a way to get that taste out of his mouth before the Dagorath*

WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT ME, YOU BASTARD?

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