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1. Confirm your identity: Kaylee Geralds
2. How many years have you been on the planet? 14
3. What are three phrases you use at least daily? "sorry im a loser" "ahah i have no life" "your mean" "hideous"
4. Are you a survey addict? sure..why not
5. Do you have an online journal that you use regularly? uh yep
6. Are you one of those people that are constantly applying lotion and/or chapstick? uh yep
7. Name any mental disorders you have been diagnosed with: diareah of the mouth
8. Ever freeze anyone's underwear? oh all the time..?
9. Name one thing you only do/act like/wear/etc.? what?
10. Would you consider yourself random? uh yep
11. Do you have clothes hanging in your closet that still have the tags on them? stupid clothes i got for christmas that im too nice to throw away but wonder what made them wunna buy it.
12. Do you doodle all over your papers/homework/books? too much and my skewl is gay and gives you conduct cutz for being "off task"
13. Do you write down phone messages/notes on your hands? oh yes and too many ppl say "your gunna get ink poisoning.." gayfers
14. What do you think of those Kidz Bop commercials? i wonder where they find such ugly kids..?
15. What CDs in your collection are you ashamed to admit you own? hmm.. p.o.d
16. Got any toe socks? nope
17. Do you find that you rub off on your friends more, or vice versa? woah..calm down. i probably rub off on my friends.
18. What time is it? 5:30 in the bloody morning
19. Does anybody really know what time it is? god does.
20. Does anybody really care? i hate stupid questions like that .. and "why does the world spin" stupid questions liek that are time wasters i tell you!
21. Who sings that song, anyway? who knows.
22. Do you untie your shoelaces before taking them off? flipflops..that seems quite weird
23. Ever have random hallucinations? sure y not
24. Ever take your pet for a walk? my fish would die and my cat wont fallow me unless i have food
25. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
26. How much do you sleep? too much.. today not enough
27. Do you think staying at home and raising the kids is primarily "women's work"? nope
28. What do you think about gay marriage? go for it. gay ppl are hot and have better and more creative sex !
29. Do blondes annoy you in general? do red heads or brunettes annoy you? coem on what is with hair colors?
30. Ever done illegal drugs? hmm illegal sounds so bad
31. Do you smoke? smokers are grosss!
32. Have sex? oh all the time...
33. Yell at your parents? i love my mom
34. Compete with your siblings? uh nope where wayyy to different
35. Think you got enough love as a child? too much
36. Listen to pop music? pop music is something i can tolerate jus tbecuz i go with the flow and if thats what is blaring out of my sisters radio i learn to cope.
37. Out of your own, what's your favorite lotion/body wash/cream/perfume/cologne/etc. ? curve/lulu/coolwater/...plumeria lotion
38. Why do fools fall in love? bcuz love is a good thing!
39. Why is the sky blue? another gay question.. becuz it is.
40.) Did you know that your metabolism slows down at night; so if you have a midnight snack
you will probably gain weight in the morning? that explains it all.
41. Are you going to have an open casket funeral? sure i'll still be hott when im dead!
42. Do you bruise easily? not really
43. Does death fascinate you? my own.. is scarey . its interesting to see what stupid deaths are happening now .
44. Ever dated someone five years older (or more) than you? ahah no
45. Ever dated someone five years younger (or more) than you? no
46. What's with all the black rappers right now having such terrible teeth? its the bling thats reflcting the sun onto their teeth and they get all gross and i guess its hot!
47. What was the whole "rosebud" thing all about? rose bud??
48. How many people do you think would come to your funeral? who wants to think about that
49. Are you wondering why I'm still on the death thing? kinda
50. Who said this: "Death, taxes, and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of them.": well i go thtis servey from sum1 who did and it wus margret sumin but i didnt no b4 that.
51. Have you ever contributed to someone's death? oh yes many times..?
52. What Hollywood celebrity annoys you the most? fifty.
53. What do you think about school? its allright...
54. Are you addicted to the internet? yes it scares me
55. Do you have those little white vitamin deficiency marks on your fingernails? no
56. Dog person or cat person? both
57. What do you take when you have a headache? hmm pills from my mommy
58. What's your alcoholic drink of choice? mikes hard, or smernoff
59. Is "settling down" a major priority for you (meaning; married, good job, spending your extra
money on new curtains and mowing the lawn on weekends)? uhm no
60. Do you have a calendar/datebook? yepp
61. Was "Beaches" as good a movie as everyone says it is? beaches? sounds like porn so shure
62. Physically, are you usually cold or warm? neutral
63. Socially, are you usually cold or warm? cold to ppl who dont like me warm to everyone who does
64. Ever been so depressed that you don't shower, do the dishes, clean up anything, answer your
phone or move from your couch for more than a couple days? no
65. When you hear the scientific term "the big bang", do dirty thoughts come to mind? ooohh yah!
66. Do you ever walk by someone and they go, "how are you?" and you go, "how are you?"....and
you keep on walkin'? aahhah yah!
67. Wouldn't you rather we all just avoid eye contact and not say anything at all? nope
68. Ever do volunteer work? yessssss at tampa general
69. Do you think community service should really be given as a punishment for criminals? no
70. Do you shoplift? no
71. Ever worked so hard that you cried? yep sum homework gets me emotional
72. What if God was one of us? we would take over baby!
73. Who sings that song? alanice morsette or sum1 like that
74. Are you old enough to remember the commercial with little old lady saying "where's the
beef?" uh no
75. Finish this sentence: "My kingdom for a/an ________.": stripper!
76. Do you remember the Care Bear craze? sure why not
77. How about when Oprah was fat? yep ahah i love her
78. Remember Pogs? THAT GAME WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
79. Remember when that gymnast sprained her ankle in the summer Olympics, 1996? uh yah.
80. Remember what you were doing yesterday at this time? sleeping
81. Do you love shoes? flipflops in everycolor
82. What shampoo do you use? redken
83. How do you feel right now? tirreddd
84. Do you let dogs lick your face? ahah only your dog
85. Do you subscribe to Playgirl or Playboy? uhmm no.
86. What are you doing right now besides filling out this survey? talking to my mother about hair extensions
87. What year were you born? 1990
88. Do you rule that year? nope.
89. Do you paint your nails? if im lucky i get the left hand but thats it
90. What's your hair length? the end of my booby!
91. When did you get a cut/trim last? uhm.. marchish
92. Do you have hoity-toity relatives, or trailer trash relatives? hoity-toity
93. Would you consider yourself to have an innovative mind? ..uhm sure
94. Has an old man/woman ever flirted with you? yes an old retarded man to add on!
95. Ever written a survey like this? no but it would be fun
96. Would you ever consider dating someone who'd been in prison? ooo bad boys! seccczi
97. Are you worth crying over? nopeee
98. Do you know anyone who's drowned? uh i almost did
99. Would you rather have a one-on-one conversation or go to a party? where is the relavency there?
100. Do you feel better after purging all this random information from your system? sure why not...
better then the ABC one that wus pretty gay thow.
IM OFFF TOOOOO BBBED ! goddnight babys
2. How many years have you been on the planet? 14
3. What are three phrases you use at least daily? "sorry im a loser" "ahah i have no life" "your mean" "hideous"
4. Are you a survey addict? sure..why not
5. Do you have an online journal that you use regularly? uh yep
6. Are you one of those people that are constantly applying lotion and/or chapstick? uh yep
7. Name any mental disorders you have been diagnosed with: diareah of the mouth
8. Ever freeze anyone's underwear? oh all the time..?
9. Name one thing you only do/act like/wear/etc.? what?
10. Would you consider yourself random? uh yep
11. Do you have clothes hanging in your closet that still have the tags on them? stupid clothes i got for christmas that im too nice to throw away but wonder what made them wunna buy it.
12. Do you doodle all over your papers/homework/books? too much and my skewl is gay and gives you conduct cutz for being "off task"
13. Do you write down phone messages/notes on your hands? oh yes and too many ppl say "your gunna get ink poisoning.." gayfers
14. What do you think of those Kidz Bop commercials? i wonder where they find such ugly kids..?
15. What CDs in your collection are you ashamed to admit you own? hmm.. p.o.d
16. Got any toe socks? nope
17. Do you find that you rub off on your friends more, or vice versa? woah..calm down. i probably rub off on my friends.
18. What time is it? 5:30 in the bloody morning
19. Does anybody really know what time it is? god does.
20. Does anybody really care? i hate stupid questions like that .. and "why does the world spin" stupid questions liek that are time wasters i tell you!
21. Who sings that song, anyway? who knows.
22. Do you untie your shoelaces before taking them off? flipflops..that seems quite weird
23. Ever have random hallucinations? sure y not
24. Ever take your pet for a walk? my fish would die and my cat wont fallow me unless i have food
25. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
26. How much do you sleep? too much.. today not enough
27. Do you think staying at home and raising the kids is primarily "women's work"? nope
28. What do you think about gay marriage? go for it. gay ppl are hot and have better and more creative sex !
29. Do blondes annoy you in general? do red heads or brunettes annoy you? coem on what is with hair colors?
30. Ever done illegal drugs? hmm illegal sounds so bad
31. Do you smoke? smokers are grosss!
32. Have sex? oh all the time...
33. Yell at your parents? i love my mom
34. Compete with your siblings? uh nope where wayyy to different
35. Think you got enough love as a child? too much
36. Listen to pop music? pop music is something i can tolerate jus tbecuz i go with the flow and if thats what is blaring out of my sisters radio i learn to cope.
37. Out of your own, what's your favorite lotion/body wash/cream/perfume/cologne/etc. ? curve/lulu/coolwater/...plumeria lotion
38. Why do fools fall in love? bcuz love is a good thing!
39. Why is the sky blue? another gay question.. becuz it is.
40.) Did you know that your metabolism slows down at night; so if you have a midnight snack
you will probably gain weight in the morning? that explains it all.
41. Are you going to have an open casket funeral? sure i'll still be hott when im dead!
42. Do you bruise easily? not really
43. Does death fascinate you? my own.. is scarey . its interesting to see what stupid deaths are happening now .
44. Ever dated someone five years older (or more) than you? ahah no
45. Ever dated someone five years younger (or more) than you? no
46. What's with all the black rappers right now having such terrible teeth? its the bling thats reflcting the sun onto their teeth and they get all gross and i guess its hot!
47. What was the whole "rosebud" thing all about? rose bud??
48. How many people do you think would come to your funeral? who wants to think about that
49. Are you wondering why I'm still on the death thing? kinda
50. Who said this: "Death, taxes, and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of them.": well i go thtis servey from sum1 who did and it wus margret sumin but i didnt no b4 that.
51. Have you ever contributed to someone's death? oh yes many times..?
52. What Hollywood celebrity annoys you the most? fifty.
53. What do you think about school? its allright...
54. Are you addicted to the internet? yes it scares me
55. Do you have those little white vitamin deficiency marks on your fingernails? no
56. Dog person or cat person? both
57. What do you take when you have a headache? hmm pills from my mommy
58. What's your alcoholic drink of choice? mikes hard, or smernoff
59. Is "settling down" a major priority for you (meaning; married, good job, spending your extra
money on new curtains and mowing the lawn on weekends)? uhm no
60. Do you have a calendar/datebook? yepp
61. Was "Beaches" as good a movie as everyone says it is? beaches? sounds like porn so shure
62. Physically, are you usually cold or warm? neutral
63. Socially, are you usually cold or warm? cold to ppl who dont like me warm to everyone who does
64. Ever been so depressed that you don't shower, do the dishes, clean up anything, answer your
phone or move from your couch for more than a couple days? no
65. When you hear the scientific term "the big bang", do dirty thoughts come to mind? ooohh yah!
66. Do you ever walk by someone and they go, "how are you?" and you go, "how are you?"....and
you keep on walkin'? aahhah yah!
67. Wouldn't you rather we all just avoid eye contact and not say anything at all? nope
68. Ever do volunteer work? yessssss at tampa general
69. Do you think community service should really be given as a punishment for criminals? no
70. Do you shoplift? no
71. Ever worked so hard that you cried? yep sum homework gets me emotional
72. What if God was one of us? we would take over baby!
73. Who sings that song? alanice morsette or sum1 like that
74. Are you old enough to remember the commercial with little old lady saying "where's the
beef?" uh no
75. Finish this sentence: "My kingdom for a/an ________.": stripper!
76. Do you remember the Care Bear craze? sure why not
77. How about when Oprah was fat? yep ahah i love her
78. Remember Pogs? THAT GAME WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
79. Remember when that gymnast sprained her ankle in the summer Olympics, 1996? uh yah.
80. Remember what you were doing yesterday at this time? sleeping
81. Do you love shoes? flipflops in everycolor
82. What shampoo do you use? redken
83. How do you feel right now? tirreddd
84. Do you let dogs lick your face? ahah only your dog
85. Do you subscribe to Playgirl or Playboy? uhmm no.
86. What are you doing right now besides filling out this survey? talking to my mother about hair extensions
87. What year were you born? 1990
88. Do you rule that year? nope.
89. Do you paint your nails? if im lucky i get the left hand but thats it
90. What's your hair length? the end of my booby!
91. When did you get a cut/trim last? uhm.. marchish
92. Do you have hoity-toity relatives, or trailer trash relatives? hoity-toity
93. Would you consider yourself to have an innovative mind? ..uhm sure
94. Has an old man/woman ever flirted with you? yes an old retarded man to add on!
95. Ever written a survey like this? no but it would be fun
96. Would you ever consider dating someone who'd been in prison? ooo bad boys! seccczi
97. Are you worth crying over? nopeee
98. Do you know anyone who's drowned? uh i almost did
99. Would you rather have a one-on-one conversation or go to a party? where is the relavency there?
100. Do you feel better after purging all this random information from your system? sure why not...
better then the ABC one that wus pretty gay thow.
IM OFFF TOOOOO BBBED ! goddnight babys