b0nez, 43, midlands uk

[b0nez]

Name: b0nez
Age: Old.... Middle-aged.... Early 40s.... OK, 43.
Gender: Male
Location: Midlands, United Kingdom

Relationship Status: Married to a big, curvy, beautiful, nagging old cow
Sexual Orientation: (Straight as they come (oo-er!))
Occupation: Occupied with bikes
Children: One from a previous marriage, no contact. I'm like a father to Ange's son Derek.
Pets: 2 baby corn snakes, Chaos & Disorder
Siblings: Older brother Keith, a total knobhead
Interests: Waaay too many to mention, I'm an eccentric kinda guy but check out my info.

List 3 words to describe yourself:
1.Loyal
2.Intelligent
3.Psychopath

List 3 interesting/random things about you:
1.I'm a member of the 2nd biggest biker club in Britain. Come on!
2.I'm trying to lose 3 stone by Christmas.
3.I've only got one bollock.

List 3 things you look for in a friend:
1.Big tits
2.Love of bikes
3.Wacky sense of humour like me

5 Favourite Bands/Artist/s:
1.Pink Floyd
2.Black Sabbath
3.Whitesnake
4.The Carpenters
5.The Who

5 Favourite Movies:
1.The Godfather
2.The Nutty Professor
3.Titanic
4.Taxi Driver
5. E.T.

5 Favourite TV Shows:
1.Desperate Housewives
2.Heroes
3.Panorama
4.The Apprentice
5.Top Gear

Why do you think people would enjoy reading and commenting on your posts?

Just as I'm a loyal and true friend in real life, I'll take pains to comment on all your posts and answer any comments posted to my own. What's the point in this thing if you don't interact? If I wanted to talk to myself I'd stay in and write myself a letter LOL! No but seriously, I get up to allsorts and will be posting some hellraising stories about my life and antics. I think I'll be a good read.

Tell us about your life and what you want to do with it:

Oh man what a question. The answer to this is a post in itself. In fact I'll probably save it and answer it in a post all of it's own so there's one more reason to add me!

Post 1 or more pictures of yourself here.



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How did you find this community and why did you decide to join

Errm... it just came up automatically when I joined the site. I thought it did that for everyone? What do I know, I'm a newb.

Rock and Roll!