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When we last left our hero he was setting Granny’s on fires, and Granny’s were abusing him
by tying her granny stockings around trees and hanging him from them…
One day Bloody is coming down the stairs and he hears Granny on the phone. ‘Im going to kill
that little piece of shit pyro!’ she ranted. Bloody is a little disturbed, and he doesn’t
know what to do. So he takes his chances and runs away from his ‘home’ to find a place where
he can start fires in peace. Bloody walks and walks until he comes across a little whole in
the ground. ‘Hmm…’ he wonders, ‘whatever could this be?’ He sets a chipmunk on fire and then
jumps down into the whole. He slides all the way down the tunnel until he splashes into a
great pool of water. It was an underground swimming pool! Not only an underground swimming
pool, but an underground swimming pool crematorium! People were over at the bar having a
drink, others were cremating dead pikmin bodies! It was an underground utopia where blue
water pikmin and red fire pikmin lived in peace, and Bloody was simply enchanted by it. A
little blue pikmin named Wes swam up to Bloody to greet him. ‘Hi!’ he said ‘welcome to
Deathwater Kingdom!’ They had a little bit of a chat and Wes said that if Bloody wanted to
stay, he can crash at his place for a while. And Bloody accepted. The pair became best
buddies, and they did everything together, waterskiing, fire walking, you name it, they did
it. And they had a grand old time together. Bloody got a job working at the crematorium, and
he got to light things on fire all day! It wasn’t the same as lighting living things on fire
and watching them in all their agony, but it was still an excellent job for a pyromaniac. It
seemed Bloody had finally found the place where he belonged. And he lived happily ever
after. And then Wes raped him and he threw himself into the fire. The End.
by tying her granny stockings around trees and hanging him from them…
One day Bloody is coming down the stairs and he hears Granny on the phone. ‘Im going to kill
that little piece of shit pyro!’ she ranted. Bloody is a little disturbed, and he doesn’t
know what to do. So he takes his chances and runs away from his ‘home’ to find a place where
he can start fires in peace. Bloody walks and walks until he comes across a little whole in
the ground. ‘Hmm…’ he wonders, ‘whatever could this be?’ He sets a chipmunk on fire and then
jumps down into the whole. He slides all the way down the tunnel until he splashes into a
great pool of water. It was an underground swimming pool! Not only an underground swimming
pool, but an underground swimming pool crematorium! People were over at the bar having a
drink, others were cremating dead pikmin bodies! It was an underground utopia where blue
water pikmin and red fire pikmin lived in peace, and Bloody was simply enchanted by it. A
little blue pikmin named Wes swam up to Bloody to greet him. ‘Hi!’ he said ‘welcome to
Deathwater Kingdom!’ They had a little bit of a chat and Wes said that if Bloody wanted to
stay, he can crash at his place for a while. And Bloody accepted. The pair became best
buddies, and they did everything together, waterskiing, fire walking, you name it, they did
it. And they had a grand old time together. Bloody got a job working at the crematorium, and
he got to light things on fire all day! It wasn’t the same as lighting living things on fire
and watching them in all their agony, but it was still an excellent job for a pyromaniac. It
seemed Bloody had finally found the place where he belonged. And he lived happily ever
after. And then Wes raped him and he threw himself into the fire. The End.