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Nov 18, 2004 22:28
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finchmeplease
November 18 2004, 19:32:13 UTC
Once upon a time there was a snail named Spunky,He was crawling across a porch. He was
sooooo slow and it really hurt his feelings how slow he was. So one day this other snail
came along and he's like "Yo. Wassup? You want some speed homes?" and Spunky's just like
"Speed?" and the snails like "Yee, homie, it'll make you go fast. " So Spunky was so in. He
bought some, his heart started racing, and he crawled across the porch in just one day!
Spunky was totally hooked. So he goes to the snail the next day and asks for more. But the
dealers all out, he did all his. So Spunkys all threatening him and shit. He's like "Give me
the speed man! I know you have it! Give it up yo!" The dealer tries to crawl away, but
somehow Spunky catches up. He brutally rips off the dealers tail, and throws his head side
to side with the tail sticking out his mouth. "What now bitch?" He says, the flesh spewing
out of his mouth. The dealer crawls a few more millimeters...then dies from loss of blood.
In the snails last dying breath, Spunky says "WHERE CAN I GET MORE?!" The Dealer says "276
Poo St." An adress he just made up. Eventually Spunky crawls his way to 276 Poo St. He
knocks on the door. An old lady snail answers.."Heeellllooo" "Gimme some speed bitch", says
Spunky. After a long argument with the old lady..(well, she wasnt arguing, but crying as
Spunky said he had a gun in his pocket, and she might actually live if she gives him speed,
or else he'll blow her brains out and she can feel the pain until her last gasping breath).
So during this time the old ladys husband has called the PoPo's and they come arrest Spunky.
He is not cooperative however. He tries to get away, as they beat him with their night
sticks more and more. After so much beating Spunky curls up in a ball and dies, blood
gushing from his fleshy outer layer. The moral of the story kids: Do More Speed And Your
Life Will Be So Much More Interesting.
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shehaserror
November 18 2004, 19:54:37 UTC
you want some speed homes
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sooooo slow and it really hurt his feelings how slow he was. So one day this other snail
came along and he's like "Yo. Wassup? You want some speed homes?" and Spunky's just like
"Speed?" and the snails like "Yee, homie, it'll make you go fast. " So Spunky was so in. He
bought some, his heart started racing, and he crawled across the porch in just one day!
Spunky was totally hooked. So he goes to the snail the next day and asks for more. But the
dealers all out, he did all his. So Spunkys all threatening him and shit. He's like "Give me
the speed man! I know you have it! Give it up yo!" The dealer tries to crawl away, but
somehow Spunky catches up. He brutally rips off the dealers tail, and throws his head side
to side with the tail sticking out his mouth. "What now bitch?" He says, the flesh spewing
out of his mouth. The dealer crawls a few more millimeters...then dies from loss of blood.
In the snails last dying breath, Spunky says "WHERE CAN I GET MORE?!" The Dealer says "276
Poo St." An adress he just made up. Eventually Spunky crawls his way to 276 Poo St. He
knocks on the door. An old lady snail answers.."Heeellllooo" "Gimme some speed bitch", says
Spunky. After a long argument with the old lady..(well, she wasnt arguing, but crying as
Spunky said he had a gun in his pocket, and she might actually live if she gives him speed,
or else he'll blow her brains out and she can feel the pain until her last gasping breath).
So during this time the old ladys husband has called the PoPo's and they come arrest Spunky.
He is not cooperative however. He tries to get away, as they beat him with their night
sticks more and more. After so much beating Spunky curls up in a ball and dies, blood
gushing from his fleshy outer layer. The moral of the story kids: Do More Speed And Your
Life Will Be So Much More Interesting.
Reply
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