What?

[finch_fletchley]

Well, I knew it was only a matter of time before my computer would try to do me in. Everything else in this house has; I've had to beat the toaster oven into submission more than once, I'll tell you. This morning my dad and I went shopping for new shoes, since I threw my good boots at the neighbour's cat after she tried her voodoo on me, and when I

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[onourbrooms]

The fates are telling you to have a drink. Isn't it obvious?

[turpinol]

Turn to booze?

[seekercho]

Cats know voodoo?

And that is a good drink. My mum can make that. Too bad I won't be going back to school this term or I would show you how to do it too.

[sinistra]

Pull yourself together, man, or at least remember the tequila.