Funniness
Alrighty this story is way too funny to not tell everyone...
It all started on my couch. I was laying watching tv and then my brother is like we are going to acme. So im like alright and i go. So we go to the acme and we decide to pick out this huge watermelon cause it was like $5 and im like good deal. So i start like knocking on the watermelon and putting my ear on it and acting like a retard and all these people start staring at me hahah it was great. My bro walked away cause he was embarresed and he told me that one person walked over and had like bags of apples in their wagon and was pretending to look at more apples but instead was staring at me hahaha.
Anyways it was getting boring so i picked up the watermelon and left. So then I went to buy this clean and clear stuff to wash my face with and this woman starts lecturing me about not buying the strongest clean and clear stuff when i was obviously just buying the regular stuff. She started telling me all these weird stories about her sons face turning all white and peeling and stuff and i just got scared and ran my ass out of there. lol it was so funny that was the first time I ever just ran away from someone while they were talking to me.
So me and my bro get all this crap and go home. Some how in the car I got in a discussion with him about my school and how gay it is. He didnt believe me on how my teachers graded me hard and how they are retarded so i decided to show him proof by pulling out the papers.
Well, After the last day of school I took my bag and chucked it far into my close(its a pretty big closet). So as soon as i open the door Im like wow this smells like ass, i wonder whats in here. So for a half hour I am searching for something that could cause this bad smell and i couldnt find it. My brother eventually comes up to me and asks me what the hell i was doing and i told him that it smelled like ass in the closet. He was like who cares you'll find what smells so bad later, show me the papers. So i go and get my bag and pick it up still thinking thats its just my closet smelling like shit. So i get out of there and my brother walked away to get something to eat and as soon as i opened it up i seriously passed it. That smell was the worst smell i had ever smelled in my whole entire life. It smelled like really really smelly cheese and shit. So my brother all the way in my kitchen smells this and flips out on me and yells wtf is that. Meanwhile, i friggen passed out dont so i dont realize what has just happened. My brother comes up to me with like a towel in his face and kicks me in the head. I wake up and am freaking out cause seriously if you woke up to that smell you would be too. All of a sudden i see my brother look at the bag pick it up and jet so quickly down the stairs and out my back door. Turns out he takes it and chucks it by the woods which is pretty friggen fair for someone to chuck a bookbag. That smell really got to him also. So i decide like and hour later right b4 writing this to go and see what was truly inside that bag that caused that smell. It turns out that it was actually and old turkey sandwich from like a month ago that had lettuce tomato and cheese on it. It was seriously mad disgusting...to disgusting to describe.
Wow I typed way too much.
It all started on my couch. I was laying watching tv and then my brother is like we are going to acme. So im like alright and i go. So we go to the acme and we decide to pick out this huge watermelon cause it was like $5 and im like good deal. So i start like knocking on the watermelon and putting my ear on it and acting like a retard and all these people start staring at me hahah it was great. My bro walked away cause he was embarresed and he told me that one person walked over and had like bags of apples in their wagon and was pretending to look at more apples but instead was staring at me hahaha.
Anyways it was getting boring so i picked up the watermelon and left. So then I went to buy this clean and clear stuff to wash my face with and this woman starts lecturing me about not buying the strongest clean and clear stuff when i was obviously just buying the regular stuff. She started telling me all these weird stories about her sons face turning all white and peeling and stuff and i just got scared and ran my ass out of there. lol it was so funny that was the first time I ever just ran away from someone while they were talking to me.
So me and my bro get all this crap and go home. Some how in the car I got in a discussion with him about my school and how gay it is. He didnt believe me on how my teachers graded me hard and how they are retarded so i decided to show him proof by pulling out the papers.
Well, After the last day of school I took my bag and chucked it far into my close(its a pretty big closet). So as soon as i open the door Im like wow this smells like ass, i wonder whats in here. So for a half hour I am searching for something that could cause this bad smell and i couldnt find it. My brother eventually comes up to me and asks me what the hell i was doing and i told him that it smelled like ass in the closet. He was like who cares you'll find what smells so bad later, show me the papers. So i go and get my bag and pick it up still thinking thats its just my closet smelling like shit. So i get out of there and my brother walked away to get something to eat and as soon as i opened it up i seriously passed it. That smell was the worst smell i had ever smelled in my whole entire life. It smelled like really really smelly cheese and shit. So my brother all the way in my kitchen smells this and flips out on me and yells wtf is that. Meanwhile, i friggen passed out dont so i dont realize what has just happened. My brother comes up to me with like a towel in his face and kicks me in the head. I wake up and am freaking out cause seriously if you woke up to that smell you would be too. All of a sudden i see my brother look at the bag pick it up and jet so quickly down the stairs and out my back door. Turns out he takes it and chucks it by the woods which is pretty friggen fair for someone to chuck a bookbag. That smell really got to him also. So i decide like and hour later right b4 writing this to go and see what was truly inside that bag that caused that smell. It turns out that it was actually and old turkey sandwich from like a month ago that had lettuce tomato and cheese on it. It was seriously mad disgusting...to disgusting to describe.
Wow I typed way too much.