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[finarfintheking]

Earwen, if you're pregnant, I'm going to check myself in to Mandos. Babies are cool. Children are wonderful. Adolescents can be sent off to boarding school. Adult kids provide grandbabies to spoil. BUT PREGNANCY SUCKS.

With that in mind, I love you. :)

AND WHO HAS BEEN BUYING FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DIAMOND RINGS AT FINTIFFANY'S?!

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[swanmaiden]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

NOT. PREGNANT. We have enough problems to deal with right now.

Besides, we are so above a trend.

[finarfintheking]

Totally.

...problems? I'm guessing this is of a more serious vein than who is going to be Finrod's ringbearer, eh?

[swanmaiden]

...You have no idea.

[finarfintheking]

Give me one, then.

[swanmaiden]

Ever thought about who our granddaughter's mother is before? Don't.

[finarfintheking]

....We've been married since the Years of the Trees and this is when you decide to get vague with me?

[swanmaiden]

Do you really want to know that you're also her great-uncle? I didn't think so. :)

[finarfintheking]

I say we spend the next few days spoiling Orodreth and Finduilas as (grand)parents are supposed to do.

[swanmaiden]

I say that sounds like a good idea.