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long time no update huh? yeah well ive got a few stories for yall so here goes...
Story 1.
so hmm...o yeah so there were about 30 people here at my hotel a few weeks ago and they were all here for a wedding. they all came back at around midnight on a saturday and they had a huge party on the 5th floor. i decided to join them with my handle of kahlua. by the way did you know a handle of kahlua actualy has a handle on the bottle? i found that amazing. anyways i meet the bride and groom and got hammered with them. there parents have alot of money and sent them to costa rica for there honeymoon. anyways they were both hot. and i was hitting on the bride all night and they both were laughing cause i forgot they just got married. they intorduced me to one of there friends who happened to be in the closet bi. we hooked up and he was the lead singer of the band for there wedding. that was one hell of a night. the photographer for there wedding had the film developed at cvs were i work and i saw the wedding pictures. wicked intense!!!
Story 2.
i was working and some crazy black lady after i rang her up said "by the way im a secret shopper and you did a horrible job ringing me up. just horrible. i would like to speak to your manager." so brian called rudy up. black lady still talkin to me "you might as well take your name tag of now because your fired." she kept goin on. meanwhile im standin there and im ready to cry!!! she scared the shit out of me. then another lady set of these valentine thing we have and its 2 bears riding a motorcycle and it sings a song. well when you turn it on the bears go up and down and it looks like there humping. i started cracking up and i couldnt stop laughing. i started to do my dying goose laugh in front of customers. it was really funny.
Story 3.
aparently teens who have a history of mental problems in there familys history will possibly become phycotic if they smoke a lot pf weed. front page of the boston globe today explains it all. well my dad was telling me about this today and he decided to tell me NOW that my biological mother's brother was diagnosed with scysophrenia. AWSOME!!! i could trigger that one gene if i have it to go off and make me become crazy if i smoke to much weed. hhmmmmm....should i stop at the risk of being crazy?
NOPE!!! ill take my chances. when life gives you apples, make apple juice. when life gives me a crazy gene that could make me go crazy if i smoke to much, ill wear a differnt pair of jeans and forget about it!!!
hahaha
Story 1.
so hmm...o yeah so there were about 30 people here at my hotel a few weeks ago and they were all here for a wedding. they all came back at around midnight on a saturday and they had a huge party on the 5th floor. i decided to join them with my handle of kahlua. by the way did you know a handle of kahlua actualy has a handle on the bottle? i found that amazing. anyways i meet the bride and groom and got hammered with them. there parents have alot of money and sent them to costa rica for there honeymoon. anyways they were both hot. and i was hitting on the bride all night and they both were laughing cause i forgot they just got married. they intorduced me to one of there friends who happened to be in the closet bi. we hooked up and he was the lead singer of the band for there wedding. that was one hell of a night. the photographer for there wedding had the film developed at cvs were i work and i saw the wedding pictures. wicked intense!!!
Story 2.
i was working and some crazy black lady after i rang her up said "by the way im a secret shopper and you did a horrible job ringing me up. just horrible. i would like to speak to your manager." so brian called rudy up. black lady still talkin to me "you might as well take your name tag of now because your fired." she kept goin on. meanwhile im standin there and im ready to cry!!! she scared the shit out of me. then another lady set of these valentine thing we have and its 2 bears riding a motorcycle and it sings a song. well when you turn it on the bears go up and down and it looks like there humping. i started cracking up and i couldnt stop laughing. i started to do my dying goose laugh in front of customers. it was really funny.
Story 3.
aparently teens who have a history of mental problems in there familys history will possibly become phycotic if they smoke a lot pf weed. front page of the boston globe today explains it all. well my dad was telling me about this today and he decided to tell me NOW that my biological mother's brother was diagnosed with scysophrenia. AWSOME!!! i could trigger that one gene if i have it to go off and make me become crazy if i smoke to much weed. hhmmmmm....should i stop at the risk of being crazy?
NOPE!!! ill take my chances. when life gives you apples, make apple juice. when life gives me a crazy gene that could make me go crazy if i smoke to much, ill wear a differnt pair of jeans and forget about it!!!
hahaha