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You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
You never went to a bar in high school.
You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84. [And the Merit]
You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm [Only until I was 10!]
You actually thought that Hartford was big
You or someone you know has attended UCONN [Yes, CHRIS DOES!]
You drive a JETTA [Well, I don't put I know people who do]
You still think that the Whalers are cool.
You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
There is a farm within miles of your house [Yeah, Will's farm. And that little fruit place up the road.]
You thought bars were really for people over 21 [...They are..right?]
Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year. [Not the highlight, especially since Hamden lost, but it was pretty good]
You don't have an accent when you talk [Thank god..]
You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish. [I dunno about the Phish part, yes on the preppy rich kids]
You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different [Of course]
You have deer in your backyard. [My backyard is home to the animals. Of course I have deer. And birds, and squirrels, and chipmunks, and garden snakes, etc]
You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.
You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state..... [It is?]
Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney.
You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
You go to Riverside at least once a summer
Your parents actually care about the Governor, the Patriots coming to Hartford, the lights at Christmas in Hartford & Channel 3 news. [Except the Christmas lights, since were Jewish and all]
You have a UCONN flag outside of your house year round
You think New Jersey was a toxic waste dump
You hang out at Denny's
You've partied at bonfires [Yes I have!]
You have at least one friend with a pickup
You think everyone works tobacco in the summer
You think Old Lyme is a shore town
You've been to Cape Cod
You think the Connecticut River is endless
The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees
You root for all the New York sports teams [ I cant decide!]
If anybody asks, you're from just outside of New York.
You've never looked at a public bus schedule [Never in my life.]
You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you. [Well..my name is sam..]
You go to the diner late night to post party.
You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen
You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
You have said... " I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
You can carry on a conversation about Mike Liut, Torrie Robertson, and the Brass Bonanza.
You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor / homeless person you see. [Oh my god yes, it's so sad. I once saw a homeless man in a wheel chair who was missing an eye. I was so happy when I saw a man give him a donut!]
You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow. [Idiots..]
You can name all the members of the UCONN men's and women's basketball teams.
You still can't find your way in Hartford (except for that bar area near Union Station.)
You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
You own a golden or a lab
You own real Oakley's
You only know Westbrook and Clinton because they have good outlets
You don't think you're a yuppie, but the rest of the country does [assholes]
You only ski in Vermont or out West
Your mother is the head of the PTA [well, she was for like a billion years]
There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter [except freeze your ass off]
You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP. [Yeah, right up the road!]
You sail, or know someone who does.
You don't understand why everyone else has not been to Europe.
You can't get through the week with out a Coffee Coolata
Your family owns more cars than legal drivers [We have 4 cars, 3 drivers]
School attire is a North Face fleece jacket, a North Face Fleece or L.L. Bean back pack, a plaid shirt, khakis, and Doc Martins.
Summer footwear is either Reefs or Birks
You carry your keys on a carabineer, but you don't know how to rock climb.
You feel for the homeless, but are not willing to give up the golf course land to develop a homeless shelter. [We need education! That's why we are building a middle school there.]
As a child you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons. [1/2 of those, really. And my sister took horseback riding]
You grew up wanting to be a lifeguard
You own every DMB CD
The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are
You can't understand why people don't understand what your talking about when you refer to a "package" store
You went to prep school even though your public schools are awesome
People actually wear sweaters around their necks [I used to do that]
You've never taken public transportation [Not here anyways]
You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party [ And I helped clean up]
Your mom drives a Volvo wagon [Well, not really. We used to have one, but we got it towed]
You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800's
You live in a huge colonial
You know at LEAST one person who has been pulled over and found to have weed in their car
The only overcrowding is of deer in your backyard [Exactly..]
Your house would cost half as much in any other state [It's not that great..]
Your wardrobe contains at least three pairs of cords and five wool sweaters
Half of your friends are from another town because yours is so small [Cheshire, Bridgeport, Fairfiled, New Haven.]
At least one of your friends has a sick house right on the water [ Not me, but my sister's friends.]
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Connecticut. [Oh hell yeah. Go Nutters!]
You never went to a bar in high school.
You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84. [And the Merit]
You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm [Only until I was 10!]
You actually thought that Hartford was big
You or someone you know has attended UCONN [Yes, CHRIS DOES!]
You drive a JETTA [Well, I don't put I know people who do]
You still think that the Whalers are cool.
You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
There is a farm within miles of your house [Yeah, Will's farm. And that little fruit place up the road.]
You thought bars were really for people over 21 [...They are..right?]
Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year. [Not the highlight, especially since Hamden lost, but it was pretty good]
You don't have an accent when you talk [Thank god..]
You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish. [I dunno about the Phish part, yes on the preppy rich kids]
You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different [Of course]
You have deer in your backyard. [My backyard is home to the animals. Of course I have deer. And birds, and squirrels, and chipmunks, and garden snakes, etc]
You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.
You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state..... [It is?]
Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney.
You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
You go to Riverside at least once a summer
Your parents actually care about the Governor, the Patriots coming to Hartford, the lights at Christmas in Hartford & Channel 3 news. [Except the Christmas lights, since were Jewish and all]
You have a UCONN flag outside of your house year round
You think New Jersey was a toxic waste dump
You hang out at Denny's
You've partied at bonfires [Yes I have!]
You have at least one friend with a pickup
You think everyone works tobacco in the summer
You think Old Lyme is a shore town
You've been to Cape Cod
You think the Connecticut River is endless
The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees
You root for all the New York sports teams [ I cant decide!]
If anybody asks, you're from just outside of New York.
You've never looked at a public bus schedule [Never in my life.]
You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you. [Well..my name is sam..]
You go to the diner late night to post party.
You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen
You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
You have said... " I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
You can carry on a conversation about Mike Liut, Torrie Robertson, and the Brass Bonanza.
You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor / homeless person you see. [Oh my god yes, it's so sad. I once saw a homeless man in a wheel chair who was missing an eye. I was so happy when I saw a man give him a donut!]
You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow. [Idiots..]
You can name all the members of the UCONN men's and women's basketball teams.
You still can't find your way in Hartford (except for that bar area near Union Station.)
You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
You own a golden or a lab
You own real Oakley's
You only know Westbrook and Clinton because they have good outlets
You don't think you're a yuppie, but the rest of the country does [assholes]
You only ski in Vermont or out West
Your mother is the head of the PTA [well, she was for like a billion years]
There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter [except freeze your ass off]
You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP. [Yeah, right up the road!]
You sail, or know someone who does.
You don't understand why everyone else has not been to Europe.
You can't get through the week with out a Coffee Coolata
Your family owns more cars than legal drivers [We have 4 cars, 3 drivers]
School attire is a North Face fleece jacket, a North Face Fleece or L.L. Bean back pack, a plaid shirt, khakis, and Doc Martins.
Summer footwear is either Reefs or Birks
You carry your keys on a carabineer, but you don't know how to rock climb.
You feel for the homeless, but are not willing to give up the golf course land to develop a homeless shelter. [We need education! That's why we are building a middle school there.]
As a child you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons. [1/2 of those, really. And my sister took horseback riding]
You grew up wanting to be a lifeguard
You own every DMB CD
The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are
You can't understand why people don't understand what your talking about when you refer to a "package" store
You went to prep school even though your public schools are awesome
People actually wear sweaters around their necks [I used to do that]
You've never taken public transportation [Not here anyways]
You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party [ And I helped clean up]
Your mom drives a Volvo wagon [Well, not really. We used to have one, but we got it towed]
You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800's
You live in a huge colonial
You know at LEAST one person who has been pulled over and found to have weed in their car
The only overcrowding is of deer in your backyard [Exactly..]
Your house would cost half as much in any other state [It's not that great..]
Your wardrobe contains at least three pairs of cords and five wool sweaters
Half of your friends are from another town because yours is so small [Cheshire, Bridgeport, Fairfiled, New Haven.]
At least one of your friends has a sick house right on the water [ Not me, but my sister's friends.]
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Connecticut. [Oh hell yeah. Go Nutters!]