Jul 15, 2008 15:09
Kya, ha, ha, hah!
For those of you who don't recognize me, I am Porky Minch, the Philosophy teacher.
My body, my form...
It has become even more beautiful than it was before.
I bet you didn't recognize me at first.
I have turned considerably younger thanks to the effects of that cursed spring.
In fact, because of it, I decided to steal a few jars of that water to keep me young like this when I wish to be.
And now, you too can witness true beauty.
It came to my attention that a few fellow staff members have turned into children.
Oh, how unfortunate.
It seems you were too young to experience the sort of magic I had.
Well, all I can say is, I hope your minds have now caught up with your bodies.
Kya, ha, ha, ha, hah!!
(Of course, I don't mean you, Leon. In fact, I hope things really do work out for you.)
Aah... Classes will begin shortly.
Then, you students can truly bask in both my infinite knowledge and my glorious new form~