Californian Capitalism: You have two cows. They are
annoyingly cheerful because "Happy cows come from
California."
Oh my god! I was DYING of laughter when I heard this today!
I haven't heard that slogan since before I left California.
Goddamned dairy industry with their propaganda like "It's
the cheese".
If you don't get it, then you've never lived in California
in the early 2000's so consider yourselves "uncool".
Just Kidding, you know I love you guys!
......yeah, this is random I know.