SANTA = Communist
Yes, Santa is a dirty commie. This may come as a shock to all you normal members of society, but I am here to reveal the truth about the jolly fat man (Santa, not Chris Farley).
Take for example Santa wearing red. Red is the colour of COMMUNISM! Also, who is the most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph. But what does that have to do with Communism, you might ask. Well, Rudolph is famous because he has a RED NOSE! And that, my friends, is just the tip of the iceberg.
Now, Christmas is there to celebrate the birth of Christ. Hence the first six letters of the word Christmas. But if you ask a small child who the most important person is for Christmas, the little runt will most likely see Santa. Santa is turning this most holy of holy days into a completely non-religious wasteland…which is just what those dirty atheistic commies want.
Also, all little kids Christmas books talk about Santa giving toys to everyone. Everyone? Even the non-Christians? Doesn’t that seem idiotic, giving little Hindu kids toys to celebrate the birth of Christ? Know why he does it? Because he is a dirty commie that gives equally to everyone, regardless of whether they earned it or not!
All right, so he is a commie. That doesn’t make him evil. YES IT DOES. He is not a happy Trotsky commie. He is an evil Ingsoc Big Brother Stalin type commie. Evidence? Lets take a look at these famous lines from a children’s song….
“He knows when you are sleeping,
He know when you’re awake,
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake.”
He’s Always watching you! Sounds like Big Brother to me.
So in conclusion, I recommend a global manhunt to find Santa. I suggest starting at the North Pole.
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To all of my previous entries: Cheer up emo kid.
Now moving swiftly along, here are some links of interest.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html?menu=news.scienceanddiscovery
hahahaha. It's always nice to know what your Government is spending tax money on.
http://www.bushgame.com
Hours of fun. Well, I thought so anyway.
Take for example Santa wearing red. Red is the colour of COMMUNISM! Also, who is the most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph. But what does that have to do with Communism, you might ask. Well, Rudolph is famous because he has a RED NOSE! And that, my friends, is just the tip of the iceberg.
Now, Christmas is there to celebrate the birth of Christ. Hence the first six letters of the word Christmas. But if you ask a small child who the most important person is for Christmas, the little runt will most likely see Santa. Santa is turning this most holy of holy days into a completely non-religious wasteland…which is just what those dirty atheistic commies want.
Also, all little kids Christmas books talk about Santa giving toys to everyone. Everyone? Even the non-Christians? Doesn’t that seem idiotic, giving little Hindu kids toys to celebrate the birth of Christ? Know why he does it? Because he is a dirty commie that gives equally to everyone, regardless of whether they earned it or not!
All right, so he is a commie. That doesn’t make him evil. YES IT DOES. He is not a happy Trotsky commie. He is an evil Ingsoc Big Brother Stalin type commie. Evidence? Lets take a look at these famous lines from a children’s song….
“He knows when you are sleeping,
He know when you’re awake,
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake.”
He’s Always watching you! Sounds like Big Brother to me.
So in conclusion, I recommend a global manhunt to find Santa. I suggest starting at the North Pole.
-------------------------------------------------
To all of my previous entries: Cheer up emo kid.
Now moving swiftly along, here are some links of interest.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html?menu=news.scienceanddiscovery
hahahaha. It's always nice to know what your Government is spending tax money on.
http://www.bushgame.com
Hours of fun. Well, I thought so anyway.