a few remarkable realizations
i.
I read yesterday in Self magazine's weekly email that I ought to spice up my eyeliner by using a color, like plum or forest green, instead of black to really make my eyes pop. I can't tell the difference. Infer: even the most altruistic beauty magazines lie.
ii.
After years of wondering, I finally discovered that my secret super power is invisibility. I can talk, and it's as if no one's said anything at all. This is officially the best part about being me.
iii.
I found a toothbrush in my bathroom among my things that I am fairly certain is not mine. But this begs the question: if it isn't mine, well, whose toothbrush is it?
iv.
According to my iTunes, Talking Heads are of the genre "children's music." And she was drifting through the backyard, and she was taking off her dress, and she was moving very slowly, rising up above the earth.
I read yesterday in Self magazine's weekly email that I ought to spice up my eyeliner by using a color, like plum or forest green, instead of black to really make my eyes pop. I can't tell the difference. Infer: even the most altruistic beauty magazines lie.
ii.
After years of wondering, I finally discovered that my secret super power is invisibility. I can talk, and it's as if no one's said anything at all. This is officially the best part about being me.
iii.
I found a toothbrush in my bathroom among my things that I am fairly certain is not mine. But this begs the question: if it isn't mine, well, whose toothbrush is it?
iv.
According to my iTunes, Talking Heads are of the genre "children's music." And she was drifting through the backyard, and she was taking off her dress, and she was moving very slowly, rising up above the earth.