a hypothetical world
If my life were iTunes, and I put it onto shuffle, these would be the songs that would come up:
1) The AP French Exam Is Tomorrow, And Maybe You Should Have Studied by CollegeBoard Inc.
2) Come to Swarthmore by Jim Bock, Dean of Admissions (feat. the Long Family)
3) UChicago is Very Scary But Also Exciting by My Neuroses
4) What Should I Tell You? by MY SCREAMING BRAIN
5) Narrow Stairs (!! Which Was Leaked Online) Makes Me Cry by Death Cab for Cutie
6) You're Really Getting Chunky by Body Fat (produced by Unhealthy Foods)
ETA:
BONUS TRACK 7) I'm Going to Swarthmore Yay? by "My Heart of Hearts"