Bliss in my pants.

[final_problem]

Whoever invented silk boxers can have my firstborn.

Comments

[grimmlittlegirl]

I had nothing to do with the creation of such a garment, nor do I purchase and/or wear them. Therefore, I will not be hosting any material of your genetic makeup, firstly or otherwise. However, I think you have rather striking eyebrows and they would hopefully be a dominant trait in any of your reproductions.

[austensibly]

They'd look fairly interesting on girl-children.

[grimmlittlegirl]

I entirely agree with this statement.

[final_problem]

You saying I should start a waxing fund in addition to a college fund for my kids?

[bravenewhuxley]

Threading is far less painful, actually.

[final_problem]

What's threading?

[bravenewhuxley]

There's a decent explanation of how it works here.

*cues The More You Know graphic and grins*

[final_problem]

That is... interesting.

[bravenewhuxley]

Just be glad you're male, that's all I have to say. Women may live longer, but all that extra time we get is taken up by such trivialities as waxings and brow threading and shopping for fuck-me shoes.

[final_problem]

Hey we guys have to do stuff too. Like all that extra time we spend having to put the seat down.

But as I guy all I can say is: we sure appreciate all that extra time you women take.

[austensibly]

And believe me, I'm glad you leave the seat down. It means I don't fall in, which is no picnic!

[final_problem]

When you share a bathroom with two older sisters, you learn quick.

[austensibly]

So now I know who I have to thank.

[final_problem]

I'm sure they'll be glad to hear that their training paid off.

[austensibly]

If I'd known, I'd have thanked them earlier!

[austensibly]

That looks terrifying.