[Filtered] My day.

Mar 24, 2010 21:16

[OOC Note: This entry is filtered to everyone EXCEPT Tom.]Today I woke up and went to classes. Then I got into a game of rugby with some of the guys. Decided I needed a shower so I went back to the room and grabbed my shower stuff. Got in the shower. Started washing my hair ( Read more... )

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thenewprince March 25 2010, 01:56:06 UTC
I would suggest one of two things, either a Manic Panic fest and go with the most bizarre colors you would never consider and then install a black light above your bed. It'll be hard to sleep with you glowing like a neon light across the room. Or you could buy yourself a really hot fedora and rock that like you meant it. I'd gladly take you shopping for one.

In terms of any sort of revenge? Well, that's easy. Buy a really awesome bottle of his drink of choice. Pour a glass for yourself and wait for him. Put a laxative in the bottle. Give it to him and say it's a 'this has gone too far' present. Wait and watch the look of extreme discomfort, then pain, then the necessity to change pants.

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artofwu March 25 2010, 02:00:29 UTC
You know, that second paragraph explains a lot. Poor Wendy Hatcher. She never saw it coming.

(You should not be reminding me of old times. We talked about this. :P)

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thenewprince March 25 2010, 02:05:47 UTC
Well, I would never do something like this myself. Ahem. I also would never have been responsible for the Tropical Punch Kool-Aid that got put in her shampoo and body wash in the girl's locker room either. Each bottle had thirty packets of Kool-Aid mixed in. Whoever did that knew that she couldn't see in the shower because she wore glasses.

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artofwu March 25 2010, 02:08:05 UTC
Oh, no, of course you wouldn't. You are, after all, up for sainthood.

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thenewprince March 25 2010, 02:15:56 UTC
You're going to have people believing I'm some kind of bad girl, A. Wendy -deserved- it. How many days in a row did she have her beastly boyfriend hit me in the face with a slurpy?

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artofwu March 25 2010, 02:20:03 UTC
At least they were yummy slurpies? I liked them, anyway. SLURRRRRRRRRP.

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final_problem March 25 2010, 02:07:07 UTC
This one's gotta be the prank to end all pranks. Something he can't top.

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thenewprince March 25 2010, 02:12:42 UTC
So what does he want more than anything else on Earth? Find out what that is and you know the key to getting him back in such a way he can't recover from it. Let him think he's getting it. Then make sure it's taken away. It's usually the best way to get anyone back. But it requires knowing your victim very well.

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final_problem March 25 2010, 02:07:26 UTC
But I'll take you up on the hat shopping.

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thenewprince March 25 2010, 02:13:53 UTC
Let me know when you want to go and we'll get you something stylish.

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