Negative, Orkus 6/2006
NEGATIVE - Jonne Aaron
Which characteristic aspect or aspect of character do you like the most about yourself?
I like my eyes and my toes.
Which are the three most important things in your life?
Health, music and friends.
What makes you really upset?
That depends on the mood and on how tired I am.
Sometimes it’s these guys over there. (Points to his band mates)
What makes you laugh?
These guys over there!
What makes you cry?
This interview, the questions are so hard to answer.
What’s the first thing you do after getting up?
Opening my eyes.
With whom would you like to change positions for a day, and why?
With Madonna, she’s a powerful woman and seems to be interesting.
What’s your favourite movie?
Forrest Gump.
Who was your hero during your childhood?
He-Man.
What’s your favourite book?
Kurt Cobain’s Diaries
What was the funniest or strangest job you ever had to do?
Mowing the lawn.
Whose person’s ways do you never want to cross?
My own.
What did you do with your first self-earned money?
I probably lost it in a bet.
What do you want to have as your last meal?
Orange juice, steak medium, red-wine-sauce and potatoes.
What’s your worst pick-up line?
“Your eyes are like the stars in the sky - not as sparkling, but standing as far from each other…”
What do you appreciate the most about a person from the opposite sex?
The way women move, who know exactly what they want: Pride. That’s sexy.
What, up to now, was the most painful experience you made?
I don’t want to talk about that.
When did you get your first love letter and who sent it to you?
That was in kindergarten and it’s been a very, very long time.
Who would you like to have sex with?
Madonna!
What would you exceed your bank account for?
For the band!
When was the last time you blushed or felt embarrassed?
Yesterday, when my trousers tore on stage.
What did you always want to do, but never dared to?
Diving.
How and where can you relax best?
In the water - I’ve always slept while taking a shower.
What’s your favourite town?
Tampere.
Do you own a piece of jewellery that is of great importance to you?
Yes, the rosary my grandmother gave me!
Which historical event would you have like to have attended?
The flight to the moon.
What would you do if you knew the end of the world was tomorrow?
Maybe I’d ask someone: “Could we spend a great time together?”
Have you ever been close to death?
I have asthma. When I was a child, nobody in my family knew about that. Luckily, my father drove me to the hospital right in time when I began to turn blue. That was really close.
What is going to be on your gravestone?
“One-way ticket to hell and back.”
Published in Orkus, May/June 2006
Which characteristic aspect or aspect of character do you like the most about yourself?
I like my eyes and my toes.
Which are the three most important things in your life?
Health, music and friends.
What makes you really upset?
That depends on the mood and on how tired I am.
Sometimes it’s these guys over there. (Points to his band mates)
What makes you laugh?
These guys over there!
What makes you cry?
This interview, the questions are so hard to answer.
What’s the first thing you do after getting up?
Opening my eyes.
With whom would you like to change positions for a day, and why?
With Madonna, she’s a powerful woman and seems to be interesting.
What’s your favourite movie?
Forrest Gump.
Who was your hero during your childhood?
He-Man.
What’s your favourite book?
Kurt Cobain’s Diaries
What was the funniest or strangest job you ever had to do?
Mowing the lawn.
Whose person’s ways do you never want to cross?
My own.
What did you do with your first self-earned money?
I probably lost it in a bet.
What do you want to have as your last meal?
Orange juice, steak medium, red-wine-sauce and potatoes.
What’s your worst pick-up line?
“Your eyes are like the stars in the sky - not as sparkling, but standing as far from each other…”
What do you appreciate the most about a person from the opposite sex?
The way women move, who know exactly what they want: Pride. That’s sexy.
What, up to now, was the most painful experience you made?
I don’t want to talk about that.
When did you get your first love letter and who sent it to you?
That was in kindergarten and it’s been a very, very long time.
Who would you like to have sex with?
Madonna!
What would you exceed your bank account for?
For the band!
When was the last time you blushed or felt embarrassed?
Yesterday, when my trousers tore on stage.
What did you always want to do, but never dared to?
Diving.
How and where can you relax best?
In the water - I’ve always slept while taking a shower.
What’s your favourite town?
Tampere.
Do you own a piece of jewellery that is of great importance to you?
Yes, the rosary my grandmother gave me!
Which historical event would you have like to have attended?
The flight to the moon.
What would you do if you knew the end of the world was tomorrow?
Maybe I’d ask someone: “Could we spend a great time together?”
Have you ever been close to death?
I have asthma. When I was a child, nobody in my family knew about that. Luckily, my father drove me to the hospital right in time when I began to turn blue. That was really close.
What is going to be on your gravestone?
“One-way ticket to hell and back.”
Published in Orkus, May/June 2006