Not that I'd ever have the chutzpah to do it but...
I just got out of the bath and donned a grey tank top and a pair of white briefs for bed. As I passed a mirror, I realized that with my hair as short and curly as it is and me in the current shape I'm in, all I'd need are dog tags that say Ripley for a perfect Halloween costume. This both pleases and amuses me. I am such a dork.