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okay... here comes my first substantial post, hopefully. i currently have no plans as to what to write about so we'll see what happens.
i must admit that im am somewhat disappointed with livejournal so far. i didnt realise i would have to learn a whole lot of html crap to make my journal look decent which it currently does/doesnt? and reading the updates/posts/comments etc of my friends i have discovered an underlying trend of distinctly feminine bitchiness, and being the trend whore that i am i have just written this paragraph.
and now for something completely different. i love being able to wake up at 10.30 in the morning and have the option of going back to sleep. i hope that all of you out there who have commitments during the day are suitably envious of my astounding ability to have absolutely nothing to do every day. a word of advice though - "beware the green eyed monster, blah blah blah english lit is a load of shit" - how poetic. im especially fond of the rhythmic effect created by the repitition of the word 'blah'. having said that, my lack of activity has two side effects: boredom and weight gain. thankfully the latter is not an issue due to my godlike metabolism and im currently not bored thanks to my ingenious plan to update my livejournal. however, what ill do when i finish this update remains to be seen (being the future and all).
on the topic of finishing updates, it seems like the logical thing to do when one runs out of ideas, so ill be finishing now. ENJOY YOUR SOCIAL LIVES N00BS. DONT BOTHER TO CALL ME ON MY NEW MOBILE 0423 409 813.
i must admit that im am somewhat disappointed with livejournal so far. i didnt realise i would have to learn a whole lot of html crap to make my journal look decent which it currently does/doesnt? and reading the updates/posts/comments etc of my friends i have discovered an underlying trend of distinctly feminine bitchiness, and being the trend whore that i am i have just written this paragraph.
and now for something completely different. i love being able to wake up at 10.30 in the morning and have the option of going back to sleep. i hope that all of you out there who have commitments during the day are suitably envious of my astounding ability to have absolutely nothing to do every day. a word of advice though - "beware the green eyed monster, blah blah blah english lit is a load of shit" - how poetic. im especially fond of the rhythmic effect created by the repitition of the word 'blah'. having said that, my lack of activity has two side effects: boredom and weight gain. thankfully the latter is not an issue due to my godlike metabolism and im currently not bored thanks to my ingenious plan to update my livejournal. however, what ill do when i finish this update remains to be seen (being the future and all).
on the topic of finishing updates, it seems like the logical thing to do when one runs out of ideas, so ill be finishing now. ENJOY YOUR SOCIAL LIVES N00BS. DONT BOTHER TO CALL ME ON MY NEW MOBILE 0423 409 813.