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Entry #1
April 24, 2005
20:21
Let it be known that this livejournal was established upon this day in order to facilitate the social life of the owner, a Mr. Nathaniel B. Scaffidi. It will most likely be updated frequently at first and then only on occasion once the forementioned manager of the journal begins to lose interest. Side-effects may include: nausea, heartburn, death, anal seepage, hunger, boredom, loss of limbs, and/or projectile diarrhea. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this livejournal. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Ensure that you have taken the necessary precautions before engaging in the grueling, mindraping activity that is reading this livejournal. This program has been made possible by viewers like you. The number of the day is 42.
April 24, 2005
20:21
Let it be known that this livejournal was established upon this day in order to facilitate the social life of the owner, a Mr. Nathaniel B. Scaffidi. It will most likely be updated frequently at first and then only on occasion once the forementioned manager of the journal begins to lose interest. Side-effects may include: nausea, heartburn, death, anal seepage, hunger, boredom, loss of limbs, and/or projectile diarrhea. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this livejournal. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Ensure that you have taken the necessary precautions before engaging in the grueling, mindraping activity that is reading this livejournal. This program has been made possible by viewers like you. The number of the day is 42.