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[filthwizard]

From divaearthmom and thewalkingman

if i were a month, i'd be: March
if i were a day of the week I'd be: Sunday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: 5am on a summers morning. 10am any other time of year.
if i were a planet, i'd be: Venus
if i were an animal, i'd be: A horse. or a cat.
if i were a direction, i'd be: pull top, squeeze sides then pour. alternatively, south west.
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: chaise longue
if i were a historical figure, i'd be: Lilith
if i were a liquid, i'd be: lava
if i were a tree, i'd be: an oak
if i were a bird, i'd be: a rockhopper penguin
if i were a tool, i'd be: a claw hammer
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be a: a sunflower
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: early morning summer sun
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: A Valkyrie
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: a glockenspiel
if i were a color, i'd be: purple!
if i were an emotion, i'd be: confusion
if i were a vegetable i'd be: a pumpkin
if i were a sound, i'd be: the crinkle of waxed paper
if i were an element, i'd be: fire
if i were a car, i'd be: in need of repair
if i were a song, i'd be: Sunday by Sonic Youth.
if i were a movie, i'd be: Pulp Fiction. or more likely Donnie Darko.
if i were a place, i'd be: Arizona or the vegetable garden at Heligan
if i were a broadway play, i'd be: closed.
if i were a show, i'd be: thirtysomething
if i were a material, i'd be: brushed cotton
if i were a taste, i'd be: garlic or sage butter
if i were a scent, i'd be: sandalwood
if i were a word, i'd be: champignon
if i were an object, i'd be: a mezzaluna
if i were a body part, i'd be: eyelashes
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: English Literature
if i were a shape, i'd be: a circle
if i were a number, i'd be: 21