Sometimes, I like to pretend I like smart girls. But seriously, put Nicki Minaj in a flourescent thong and I'm all like, "wwhut, duh." Truth is, I love dumb, slutty girls. Every now and again I fall for a smart slutty girl when I'm dying for some deeper conversation, but honestly, simplicity is way cooler. Over analyzing is so 2000s. That's ma future wife, right thurr.