Proper update later when I feel less lethargic!
1. Elaborate on your default icon.
Its Arnold Rimmer & Mr Flibble with their Hex Vision!!
2. What's your current relationship status?
Been with Scott for 4 years and almost four months
3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Only when I hit my head on the side of the pool whilst swimming and blacked out a bit.
4. Name an obvious quality you have.
Nice teeth
5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The Forever People by My Dying Bride
6. Any celeb you would marry?
No
7. Who will cut and paste this first?
The fastest one!
8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Lars Ulrich from Metallica...Nooooo!
9. Do you have a crush on someone?
Duh!
10. Have you ever vandalized someones private property?
Noit that I can think of except for (as Chris said) pouring fake blood over street signs at Halloween!
11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Only with Martha when we were young and brats
12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, the most painful of all was playing Mr Bumble in our school play of Oliver and I had to sing Boy for Sale :P
13. What's the first thing you notice about the SAME sex?
Their style I suppose, scally, metaller etc.
14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Starbucks, not for me.
15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Only a little but not since I was in my early teens
16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I like cheese
17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
My bro used to say I looked like Sigourney Weaver!?! Another lad said I looked like Reese Wetherspoon!! whatever!
18. Do you wear a watch?
Yes
19. Do you have anything pierced?
Just my ears
20. Do you have any tattoos?
Nay
21. Do you like pain?
Hahaha!!
22. Do you like to shop?
Only online away from the shop hungry public
23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Boooze! And the Mersey Tunnel toll
24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Diesel
25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mum who is away visiting my Uncle & Aunty in Teeside
26. What is on your desktop background?
A bumble bee photo I took
27. What is the background on your cell phone?
Next doors cat (still obsessed)
28. Do you like redheads?
I have some red haired mates!
29. Do you know any twins?
Not any more
30. Do you have any weird relatives?
Most of them are in their own way, we have a Red Indian and a Viking included!
31. What was the last movie you watched?
The 40 Year Old Virgin, meh!
32. What was the last book you read?
A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula le Guin, got to get the rest of them now as the next Studio Ghibli film is based on them, got my eye on the combined ones on Ebay!