im copying gabrielle

Oct 13, 2005 22:20

google or yahoo "'your name' needs" and post the first 10 things that come up

1. Rebecca needs enlightenment!
2. Rebecca needs to find out
3. I think that Rebecca needs to get out and find a boyfriend.
4. Rebecca needs support around her eduacational goals, to keep her on track with her homework and to make sure she is truly understanding the concepts at hand.
5. Rebecca needs just one good, meaty, dramatic role, and the chances of her skyrocketing into fame will increase tenfold.
6. Rebecca needs a family that is structured and consistent.
7. Rebecca needs to meet with the water quality team soon.
8. Rebecca needs her food to be soft, or cut into small pieces, so that it is easy to chew.
9. Rebecca needs to make up her mind quickly. Where will she go?
10. Rebecca needs help to enable her to come to terms with both her past and present circumstances.

and now for my alternate alias:

1. Red needs your Prayers (Read 370 times)
2. RED needs linolium for indoor areas and rubber stall matts for kennels and play yards!
3. [all text in red needs attention].
4. What Red needs is something to accentuate the burn, some method of really hurting other players that still remains in-flavor.
5. Red needs some way of dealing with guys like this.
6. Red needs oxidation
7. Red needs to be neutered for the sake of all of IGN!
8. Red needs to be customized for your domain name.
9. Red needs complete treatment. Red needs lots of moss killer.
10. Red needs plenty of exercise to get rid of all that excess energy she has. Red needs to feel like she is number one.

So apparently all the Rebeccas in the world are sick and/or orphaned. This makes me sad.

i hate (dumb) people. they're about as useful as armless monkeys.

let me warn you: i am angered and have a knife.

outtie
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