Apr 26, 2006 15:42
I was having some trouble titling my Portraiture paper about the Origins of Greek Coin Portraiture.
I decided to go completely random and not have the title reflect the paper whatsoever. Here are a few that I was tossing around.
1. Why the "Convicts to Cooks" National Rehabilitation Program Should Not Be Instituted in Inner City Schools
2. Comparing the Themes of Peanuts Cartoons to Serial Killer Tendencies in the 1970's
3. New Theories in Accordian Playing Techniques
4. Pumping Gas with My Nozzle in Your Tank: How Fueling Practice and Terminology is Really an Allusion to Sex
5. A Position Paper on Why Chainsaw Juggling Mimes Should Not Be Allowed to Teach Math to Our Children
6. Crazy Hotel Sex and the Politicians who Made it Famous
7. Nihilsm and Pederasty in the 1980's: A Commentary on the Big Lebowski
8. Saved By The Iron Curtain: Why Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski's Relationship Mirrored The United States and Russia During the Cold War
Which one should I have chosen? Anybody have any other suggestions?
I went with: It Makes Perfect "Cents": Unraveling the Origins of Ancient Coin Portraiture
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