[THUNK]--y God! ALAN! [the journal must have been hit again because suddenly you've got a very odd image of a man in his thirties wearing nothing but black panties and a bra, both of which are far too small on him] I've been turned into--Alan! I've been turned into you!
[the intital shock must wear off fairly quickly because her expression turns from horror to a pout, and she slumps down onto the couch, eying the journal] They need to start providing us with a heads up.
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