OxyMORONS
There's some weird ass anti-vigilante vigilantes... after my friend because of a case of mistaken identity. The whole thing is actually kind of funny, 1) Because they're an oxymoron, emphasis on MORON. How can you be an anti-vigilante vigilante? They cancel each other out, so basically you're a whole lot of nothing and hot air. or in their case, wasted bandwidth. Which brings me to my next funny.
2) They're down on vigilantes hiding out in the anonymosity the internet offers..... Okay so we already established their non-existance moronism, but considering THEY'RE hiding out in the anonymosity the internet offers... well that's just funny.
Now they think prank calls and whatnot are going to deter my friend from whatever vigilante activity the other person they're really after is doing. Which if I understand is anti-pediophile..... okay.
No seriously, Oh.... Kay... Weirdos. Things like this are what make me so sure that there is some sort of god like creature with a fucking sick ass sense of humor that likes playing with people. Because I like to think humans just aren't that stupid all on their own, they have to have someone pulling the strings. I have no doubt I can be proven wrong though.
Anyway, so this whole thing is like a car wreck. It sucks for my friend, yes, but he's dealing with it and as he said, hindsight is 20/20. But I can't help it, I just can't look away. It's so entertaining!
Or at least it was until I was inadvertantly dragged into it, which brings me to funny #3...
3) These idiots think they can screw with my friend, but they aren't even intelligent enough to get their facts right. Which should have started with getting the right guy. But quickly progressed to not knowing how to READ. and in turn thinking that my friend was me... (Considering he's a he and I'm a she I'm still a little fuzzy, but like I said, they can't read.) For a good period of time they mistook my life and my anecdotes as his and thought he was where I am, and doing what I do. (It was that darned OTH Football post that got them confused.)
Now normally, I really don't care what people do so long as they aren't doing it to me and mine, and it seemed my friend was going to have this all wrapped up nicely. Then I got involved. Many things occured to me, because now this was an open attack upon me, and I didn't do jack shit. So of course first came the fleeting wish that those asshats would actually decide to come here to try and fuck with my friend, who isn't here, so that I could well and truly fuck them up. But then I decided that'd be a total waste for both parties. Well then it occured to me that revenge might be in order, so I began wondering and ploting, should I wound or kill? teach a lesson either way, but should I give them a chance or remove all doubt. Much like they did when they opened their mouths and proved they were idiots. Well in the harsh light of day I've decided to do nothing. Why? Not because I'm a wuss. But because if any of the above is an indication... they're going to self destruct anyways. So I'll just laugh until they do, and leave the rest to my friend.
2) They're down on vigilantes hiding out in the anonymosity the internet offers..... Okay so we already established their non-existance moronism, but considering THEY'RE hiding out in the anonymosity the internet offers... well that's just funny.
Now they think prank calls and whatnot are going to deter my friend from whatever vigilante activity the other person they're really after is doing. Which if I understand is anti-pediophile..... okay.
No seriously, Oh.... Kay... Weirdos. Things like this are what make me so sure that there is some sort of god like creature with a fucking sick ass sense of humor that likes playing with people. Because I like to think humans just aren't that stupid all on their own, they have to have someone pulling the strings. I have no doubt I can be proven wrong though.
Anyway, so this whole thing is like a car wreck. It sucks for my friend, yes, but he's dealing with it and as he said, hindsight is 20/20. But I can't help it, I just can't look away. It's so entertaining!
Or at least it was until I was inadvertantly dragged into it, which brings me to funny #3...
3) These idiots think they can screw with my friend, but they aren't even intelligent enough to get their facts right. Which should have started with getting the right guy. But quickly progressed to not knowing how to READ. and in turn thinking that my friend was me... (Considering he's a he and I'm a she I'm still a little fuzzy, but like I said, they can't read.) For a good period of time they mistook my life and my anecdotes as his and thought he was where I am, and doing what I do. (It was that darned OTH Football post that got them confused.)
Now normally, I really don't care what people do so long as they aren't doing it to me and mine, and it seemed my friend was going to have this all wrapped up nicely. Then I got involved. Many things occured to me, because now this was an open attack upon me, and I didn't do jack shit. So of course first came the fleeting wish that those asshats would actually decide to come here to try and fuck with my friend, who isn't here, so that I could well and truly fuck them up. But then I decided that'd be a total waste for both parties. Well then it occured to me that revenge might be in order, so I began wondering and ploting, should I wound or kill? teach a lesson either way, but should I give them a chance or remove all doubt. Much like they did when they opened their mouths and proved they were idiots. Well in the harsh light of day I've decided to do nothing. Why? Not because I'm a wuss. But because if any of the above is an indication... they're going to self destruct anyways. So I'll just laugh until they do, and leave the rest to my friend.