A sign I put on the piano in the cafeteria:
ATTENTION ALL NAÏVE “PIANISTS”
YOU ARE NOW ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY THIS PIANO IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING (AND A MUSIC PROFESSOR WILL AGREE), AND CAN SUSTAIN PLAYING MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES OF DIFFERENT MELODIES (AS IN, NOT THE SAME DAMN THING.) ALSO, THIS THIRTY MINUTES CANNOT INCLUDE “FUR ELISE,” “THE ENTERTAINER,” “HEART AND SOUL,” OR ANYTHING BY BRYAN ADAMS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN ADVANCE.
-STUDENTS FOR GOOD PIANO MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA (SFGPMC)
We'll see how long that stays up.
EDIT: They took it down. Fascists. I'll have to print off another.
YOU ARE NOW ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY THIS PIANO IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING (AND A MUSIC PROFESSOR WILL AGREE), AND CAN SUSTAIN PLAYING MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES OF DIFFERENT MELODIES (AS IN, NOT THE SAME DAMN THING.) ALSO, THIS THIRTY MINUTES CANNOT INCLUDE “FUR ELISE,” “THE ENTERTAINER,” “HEART AND SOUL,” OR ANYTHING BY BRYAN ADAMS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN ADVANCE.
-STUDENTS FOR GOOD PIANO MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA (SFGPMC)
We'll see how long that stays up.
EDIT: They took it down. Fascists. I'll have to print off another.