JOB
I have applied for over 30 jobs in the past 5 days.... no phone calls back and I have stooped so low as to applied for several shot girl jobs.. in which i had to send pictures of myself
My inner monologue went something like this:
A picture... do I even have a picture where I am not kissing Lisa,
picking my nose
or doing the Dr. Evil,
oh this one is okay.. but i am soo pastey and my cleavage...oh and this one I am mostly naked...well maybe thats what they want, but I don't want them to think I'm a whore... well I guess thats the point of being a shot girl... damnit *end scene*
My inner monologue went something like this:
A picture... do I even have a picture where I am not kissing Lisa,
picking my nose
or doing the Dr. Evil,
oh this one is okay.. but i am soo pastey and my cleavage...oh and this one I am mostly naked...well maybe thats what they want, but I don't want them to think I'm a whore... well I guess thats the point of being a shot girl... damnit *end scene*