Drabble
'Merlin, Merlin, how I do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'
'Arthur, are you bewitched again?'
'What? No, of course not, I am merely declaring my love for you in front of the whole court!'
'...we're in your chambers, alone, Sire.'
'EXACTLY, so why aren't you naked and in my bed already? Don't you like my poetry??'
'*rolls eyes*'
'*epic princely pout'*
'Oh all right'
(Epic sex that involves screaming and brings the guards and the King running to find out who's trying to kill the Prince)
'See, Merlin, told you I was declaring my love for you to all the court. (Epic princely smirk.)'
(Some may recognise it - just reposting it to my own LJ instead of linking to Joe's)