001 - Audio

[fillyourhand]

[Rooster has been aboard since late last night, exploring. Feel free to assume your character saw him at some point; however, he did a lot of ignoring and walking away.

His first entry is heralded by a feedback whine from the microphone. He’s apparently talking to himself at first.]- can’t do nothing right. Everything’s got to be new and polished

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[breakmychest]

Demanding bastard, aren't you?

[fillyourhand]

Mister, you'd best pull your nose right back out of this before I put a hole in it.

[breakmychest]

It's got a hole in it. Two in fact. Just like most noses. Also, no.

[fillyourhand]

You think you'd breathe any easier with a third one?

[breakmychest]

[Deadpan.]

Oh, no, trouble breathing. That'll scare me.

[fillyourhand]

Let me ask you: are you simple or just bull-headed?

[breakmychest]

Definitely the latter.

Stop being a sexist prick, while we're at it. I know loads of women who could kick your arse blindfolded.

[fillyourhand]

A what?

[breakmychest]

Would it help if I used small words? The women here are as smart and capable as you, if not more so. You'd do well to treat them that way.

[fillyourhand]

Who ever said women weren't smart and capable? This ain't a place for a lady, capable or not.

You'd best tell me just what you mean by sexist prick, son.

[breakmychest]

I'm not your bloody son, and the ladies here do just fine. Would you like me to translate that to American English? You're a condescending dick towards women.

[fillyourhand]

If you're talking about my conversation with Dr. Jones, that's not your goddamned business, son. We're making medicine.

[breakmychest]

Least you're admitting she's a doctor now, and if you want people out of your business, try having your conversations privately, you stupid sod.