October 28, 2008

[fillthatpokedex]

How strange, there seems to be donuts pelting my window right about now. I was thinking it to be an animal or pokemon  trying to get in, however...

This is just odd. Perhaps I should stay in today.........

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[tank_rockarms]

PROFESSOR, MY FRIEND BLASTOISE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU. I'VE GOT A POKEMON QUESTION.

ONCE ALL OF THIS donut stuff settles down, could I meet with you sometime? I've got this slowpoke who I try to set free but he keeps showin' back up in my room. And I don't know how to take care of a slowpoke, sir.

RIGHT NOW he's eatin' a donut. Real slowly.

AND ALL HE EVER SAYS IS "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWPOOOOOOOOOKE" and usually that just means "Hi!" or "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX." (My name is Max)

[fillthatpokedex]

Ahh your friends with Blastoise? You are quite the energetic lad...

Ahh yes of course! Apparently the Slowpoke has grown attached to you, and I will give you the proper information to taking care of it~ Ho ho~

Ahh yes, it is a Slowpoke, so it would be weird for it not to speak in it's language~

[tank_rockarms]

NO SIR, I MEAN, I ASK HIM QUESTIONS LIKE "Do you want to go outside?" OR "Are you a boy or a girl?" OR "What do you want to eat?" OR "Do you want me to get you a pillow to sleep on?"

AND ALL HE EVER ANSWERS BACK IS, "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOWPOOOOOOOOOOKE" which usually means "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX" and sometimes "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII."

HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT HE NEEDS.

[fillthatpokedex]

8D Well, like most pokemon, they don't have the capibility to speak english, if they want to, they can learn it.

Or if it's high enough leveled, it could use a psychic-typed move, say...Psychic for instance.

Or you could even train it to be high enough leveled to become a Slowbro, or make it hold a Kings Rock and trade it with a trainer and then trade it back to evolve it into a Slowking.

Either way, you've got many choices, but we'll discuss your Slowpoke when we can meet in public.

[tank_rockarms]

UM... MAYBE I'M NOT BEIN' CLEAR...

I understand pokemon. Like, if Blastoise is bein' a turtle, I can figure out what he's sayin' pretty much. Maybe not word for word but I get most of it. Same thing with Char. Or with Nancy.

But slowpoke won't tell me anything except HI and MAAAAAAAAX.

BUT YEAH let's meet up sometime. I won a poke-thingy in math class the other day. It beeps and says things like "PING! SLOWPOKE. THIS POKEMON LIKES TAKIN' NAPS." things like that.

[prettybunnyboy]

Lop Lopunny. Lop lop, Lop Lopunny Lop~

[tank_rockarms]

What? No, why would I have icecream?

But if I did it'd be mint chocolate chip.

[prettybunnyboy]

That...was way off from what I said.

[tank_rockarms]

Maybe I gotta actually listen to you say it? I dunno how it works. Sorry.

[prettybunnyboy]

Nice try though, haha.

[tank_rockarms]

I understand Blastoise and Charmeleon and Nancy, though. When I'm there and talkin' with them.

Sorta.

It's not a word-for-word thing but I understand what they're sayin'

It's kinda weird.

[prettybunnyboy]

Yeah, I totally know what you mean, being a pokemon and all. :U

[tank_rockarms]

Until about two weeks ago I didn't even know what a pokemon was.

So, I'm sorta new to all of this stuff.

OH YEAH, MY NAME'S MAX. NICE TO MEET YOU.

[fillthatpokedex]

Well yes, mostly pokemon have ways to communicate using body language, Slowpoke..it rather does lack it sometimes.

....When..did you get a Pokedex..? I haven't given one to a trainer in a while, not have I been told by the other professors..

Ahh but yes..After Raining Donut Day is over, alright?

[tank_rockarms]

I GOT IT IN MATH CLASS YESTERDAY FOR HITTIN' TARGETS REALLY QUICK.

Also it's got a function where it makes a sword made outta light come out. It can cut through stuff really easy. That seems kinda dangerous to be givin' kids.

[fillthatpokedex]

....

H-How interesting.. I must speak to Linebeck about this later..