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[fillmydarksoul]

Question for you guys: are mummies supposed to be ... juicy?

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[yeswedo]

... I don't think so.

[fillmydarksoul]

That can't be possible, right?

[yeswedo]

I don't know; I generally avoid the word "can't" because, well, famous last words and all that.

[fillmydarksoul]

Then let me rephrase it another way: it isn't fucking possible that a human body that's been drained of all bodily fluid, embalmed and mummified for three thousand years can still be juicy.

[yeswedo]

But, judging by the fact that you had to ask, I'm guessing one is, and my advice is to get the hell out of Dodge.

[fillmydarksoul]

That or it isn't human. It looks like things just got a little fun!

[yeswedo]

Not human is kind of an understatement if it's not staying dead after thousands of years.