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mercifulmyass May 21 2009, 20:42:20 UTC
-ring ring! Ring ring! Trish! Bored goddess on line one making a prank call!-

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fillmydarksoul May 21 2009, 20:49:47 UTC
You've reached the offices of Devil May Cry. We're out doing something - DAMMIT VERGIL, I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING please leave a message.

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mercifulmyass May 21 2009, 20:52:07 UTC
-In a very official sounding voice-

Hello, this is your credit card company. Unfortunately we've received word of some very unusual purchases you've made recently and would like to clarify with you these were, in fact, purchased by you. Please respond within the next twenty-four hours or we will declare your card null and void for purposes of your personal security. Thank you!

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reply back fillmydarksoul May 21 2009, 20:53:35 UTC
... We bought all that stuff! Dante will pay it. Thank you!

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mercifulmyass May 21 2009, 20:55:37 UTC
Wow! Someone responded to that one!

Are you sure? These are some very unusual purchases we have on here.

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fillmydarksoul May 21 2009, 21:00:55 UTC
We probably bought, I don't really care! I am not paying for it.

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mercifulmyass May 21 2009, 21:02:38 UTC
Ma'am, we need to be sure you did buy all this. If you could list the credit card purchases made in the last month to compare to what we have on file, we won't have to cancel your credit card.

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fillmydarksoul May 21 2009, 21:05:10 UTC
Blow me if I know, I haven't been in the country.

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mercifulmyass May 21 2009, 21:06:15 UTC
Ma'am, if we can't confirm these purchases we'll have to cancel the card. Could you get someone who has used it on the line so we can do this as quickly and painlessly as possible?

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fillmydarksoul May 21 2009, 21:10:08 UTC
Nah, I won't! Bye, babe. /click.

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