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[filletofsoul]

I survived life as a chinchilla and found my laptop while I was at it. Cool factor just went up a notch. Remind me not to leave the apartment anytime soon.

Comments

[anti_symmetry]

So you are still here.

[filletofsoul]

Don't sound so excited, you might hurt yourself.

[anti_symmetry]

Hey, it's exhausting dealing with this brat all the time.

[filletofsoul]

Can't be all bad. Just hand him a Rubix Cube and let 'im at it.

[anti_symmetry]

He'd have a heart attack within the first two minutes.

[filletofsoul]

Can a shinigami even have one of those?

[anti_symmetry]

Normally, I'd say no, but I wouldn't put it past Kid to try it just to be dramatic.

[filletofsoul]

You'd think he'd have had a coronary by now if he could.

[anti_symmetry]

I'm amazed he hasn't yet.

So a chincilla, huh?

[filletofsoul]

Just wait. He'll hit menopause one of these days.

Shut up, yes.

[anti_symmetry]

That'll be the day Patty and I take a vacation.

At least you didn't have to see the network like that.

[filletofsoul]

Ever considered daycare?

I couldn't reach the desk, but I'm getting the feeling that's a good thing now.

[anti_symmetry]

...Who'd pay the bill?

Trust me, it is.

[filletofsoul]

Fundraisers.

And what were you?

[anti_symmetry]

I'm sure people over the network would be willing to donate.

I wasn't anything. I was catsitting.

[filletofsoul]

That's what persuasive advertising is for, isn't it?

Damn. Thought you might've been something interesting.