so, i was being a total loser today and decided not to go to school because i fainted this morning and was really dizzy on the drive there. i sat in the parking lot for like fifteen minutes blaring weird german film music debating whether or not to go to class. god, i'm such a weakling. but worry not, my friends, for i shall be back tomorrow in high spirits!
i dreamt i had a pet mouse named marmaduke. he was white and told me i should change my name, move to buenos aires, and become a flamenco dancer. so i'm pretty sure that marmaduke=the voice of god telling me what my true calling is. so dont be surprized if this is me in a few years:
additionally, i'll be in need of a suitable latin lover, so if you know of any sexy argentinian men, let me know.