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DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING ARE REAL PEOPLE ALL OF WHOM I KNOW EXCEPT 3. I HAVE BLURRED THE FACES TO PROTECT THE NOT SO INNOCENT IF ANY ONE IS OFFENDED...
BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT :)
As of lately I have noticed what I consider a fad to not be going away.
(I now notice boys trying to look like Jesus and that is the new thing, but that is a whole other blog.)
The fads I want to address are both in a way sexually ambiguous.
“emo” boy hair - yes I know that to have this hair will not make you “emo” in fact I hate that word, but for you to understand what I mean I need to use that word.
This hair is everywhere I look. I thought it would go away, but it has not.
Listen boys I want to see your face; I would like to see your eyes.
I had a friend who had this hair and on a whim went bald.
I had never noticed what beautiful eyes he had until he got rid of the hair.
Now I guess there was a time and a place when that hair was ok, but I promise it is over rover.
I love long hair on some people but long all in the face is just not cute.
I mean do you realize you kind of look like THIS.
ONCE AGAIN- NOT CUTE
There are so many more attractive looks to choose from. I mean you don’t have to go with the fashion, make your own fashion.
And you girls who find this uber attractive, well I will just pray for you.
The second thing I want to address usally goes hand in hand with the prior offenders.
Tight jeans,girl jeans on boys, skinny pants, skinny jeans, the painted on look.Whatever you want to call it that is fine. What I choose to call them is-WRONG. I mean slim cut pants are fine for guys and I prefer them to big baggy ones. However when I can see the veins that are in your 'eh, legs then they are just too tight.
Besides the fact that they usually make you look like you are walking with a stick up your rear, it can cause health issues.
One if which I am sure all you boys would be worried about.
LOW SPERM COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this kid just has it wrong on all the levels.
So gentleman, let me just ask you to please take a cue from this blog and do not commit these crimes of fashion.
Truly Yours
BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT :)
As of lately I have noticed what I consider a fad to not be going away.
(I now notice boys trying to look like Jesus and that is the new thing, but that is a whole other blog.)
The fads I want to address are both in a way sexually ambiguous.
“emo” boy hair - yes I know that to have this hair will not make you “emo” in fact I hate that word, but for you to understand what I mean I need to use that word.
This hair is everywhere I look. I thought it would go away, but it has not.
Listen boys I want to see your face; I would like to see your eyes.
I had a friend who had this hair and on a whim went bald.
I had never noticed what beautiful eyes he had until he got rid of the hair.
Now I guess there was a time and a place when that hair was ok, but I promise it is over rover.
I love long hair on some people but long all in the face is just not cute.
I mean do you realize you kind of look like THIS.
ONCE AGAIN- NOT CUTE
There are so many more attractive looks to choose from. I mean you don’t have to go with the fashion, make your own fashion.
And you girls who find this uber attractive, well I will just pray for you.
The second thing I want to address usally goes hand in hand with the prior offenders.
Tight jeans,girl jeans on boys, skinny pants, skinny jeans, the painted on look.Whatever you want to call it that is fine. What I choose to call them is-WRONG. I mean slim cut pants are fine for guys and I prefer them to big baggy ones. However when I can see the veins that are in your 'eh, legs then they are just too tight.
Besides the fact that they usually make you look like you are walking with a stick up your rear, it can cause health issues.
One if which I am sure all you boys would be worried about.
LOW SPERM COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this kid just has it wrong on all the levels.
So gentleman, let me just ask you to please take a cue from this blog and do not commit these crimes of fashion.
Truly Yours