Voicemail
[After the beep, when the voicemail service picks up, it's silent for a few seconds before a very rough voice with a distinct French accent finally speaks.]
Yes? Well, get on with it then, if it's so important, and I'll see what I can do.
[The recording cuts off there, abruptly, but there seems to be a clear implication of "if you make it worth ( Read more... )
Yes? Well, get on with it then, if it's so important, and I'll see what I can do.
[The recording cuts off there, abruptly, but there seems to be a clear implication of "if you make it worth ( Read more... )
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"...How's Chase?"
This had been meant for Karolina. Clearly.
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"Hi. Soooo, I don't know who you've been talking to? But I promise I have nothing to do with any squirrels. I'm sorry that your . . . pet, I hope? Is now the Squirrel King? But maybe he'll be a kindly ruler.
"The iron paw thing is a little disconcerting, though. I'd suggest making sure he's not a communist."
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"I... Think it best we never again discuss your showering habits with strange butlers, sir. Lest I need involve my brother to make you stop."
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[from here]
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"Oh! Well. I. Think you may have been mistaken about who you called, as I'm not a guy, but in any event, you sound quite nice, and I hope you and your girlfriend are very happy with one another. And if you're ever... no longer together, well, I suppose we could carry on the discussion of being one another's types, or-- actually, that's it, never mind. It's been a pleasure talking to you! Goodbye!"
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