Why I Love Men
I love men. I bloody love them. They're excellent aren't they? Men sitting around, thinking shit up just for the hell of it. Men creating complex yet useless mathematical puzzles and other men solving them. Men sending other men into space. Men saying funny things in funny voices to amuse each other. Men kicking or throwing a ball around a rectangle. Brilliant! What a fantastic bunch of lads.
Men aren't weighed down with female concerns like practicality and function. Sod that, life's a laugh. Men are responsible for all the fun stuff. They make films and design video games and tinker with gadgets to make them do whizzy whirry things slightly and pointlessly better than the last one. Men sit in labs trying to work out the female orgasm (are there practicals? field trips?). Men sit in the pub talking rubbish rather than about their lives. Men know not to dance but to stand back and enjoy the view. Men have an international language so they can bond with each other in any country or situation. Men try to impress ladies in a series of cack-handed and baffling ways, often involving one or more of cars, hollering, records, guitars, jokes or biceps.
God I love them. Stand up and applaud. Let's hear it for men.
Men aren't weighed down with female concerns like practicality and function. Sod that, life's a laugh. Men are responsible for all the fun stuff. They make films and design video games and tinker with gadgets to make them do whizzy whirry things slightly and pointlessly better than the last one. Men sit in labs trying to work out the female orgasm (are there practicals? field trips?). Men sit in the pub talking rubbish rather than about their lives. Men know not to dance but to stand back and enjoy the view. Men have an international language so they can bond with each other in any country or situation. Men try to impress ladies in a series of cack-handed and baffling ways, often involving one or more of cars, hollering, records, guitars, jokes or biceps.
God I love them. Stand up and applaud. Let's hear it for men.