Advance Notice of a SAIL ARRR!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! I figger this be the best place ta be announcin' this announcement.
Inspired by the jibber-jabber from the Wikipedia thread, particularly kightp's sad tale of the lonely, cave-ridden lubbers what had never heard o' International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this year's TLAPD is gonna be special.
First, as of that day I'm puttin' a high-quality MP3 of the album version of the song up as a permanent freebie. Those of ye who've bought it in the past, I thankee fer supportin' the artist -- that'd be me -- and I think now's a good time ta make it a giveaway.
Second, I'll be havin' a sale on pretty much everything. But ONLY if ye know the Secret Pirate Code. Which is "ARRR". Think ye can manage that? I'll repeat it a few times before then. I'm gonna make sure all th' damn PayPal buttons have the option fer a discount code or a note ta me or somethin', and typing in ARRR will get ye a hunk off yer order -- not sure, but likely 15%.
Third, I'm hopin' (not promisin', mind) ta have iTom 4.0 done by then. If'n ye ain't got any of the iTom albums, there'll be a special deal fer gettin' all four at once. Prob'ly $30.00.
Thank ye.
Now, then. Ye've got less than a month. What're your plans fer Th' Big Day?
Inspired by the jibber-jabber from the Wikipedia thread, particularly kightp's sad tale of the lonely, cave-ridden lubbers what had never heard o' International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this year's TLAPD is gonna be special.
First, as of that day I'm puttin' a high-quality MP3 of the album version of the song up as a permanent freebie. Those of ye who've bought it in the past, I thankee fer supportin' the artist -- that'd be me -- and I think now's a good time ta make it a giveaway.
Second, I'll be havin' a sale on pretty much everything. But ONLY if ye know the Secret Pirate Code. Which is "ARRR". Think ye can manage that? I'll repeat it a few times before then. I'm gonna make sure all th' damn PayPal buttons have the option fer a discount code or a note ta me or somethin', and typing in ARRR will get ye a hunk off yer order -- not sure, but likely 15%.
Third, I'm hopin' (not promisin', mind) ta have iTom 4.0 done by then. If'n ye ain't got any of the iTom albums, there'll be a special deal fer gettin' all four at once. Prob'ly $30.00.
Thank ye.
Now, then. Ye've got less than a month. What're your plans fer Th' Big Day?