Remember:
It's The Onion. That means it's only satire. So far.
What would your robot minions be capable of? Keep it PG-13, please. I'll only admit that mine would very strongly resemble AF709, but with an Asia Carrera mode. And she'd like gaming -- especially Munchkin.
This entry was originally posted at
http://filkertom.dreamwidth.org/1499526.html. You may comment there or here, although LJ tends to have a livelier conversation at this time.