New Job!
This has been a very big secret up until now -- I haven't really told ANYONE this, but I suppose it's a good a time as any to the cat out of the bag.
I'm giving notice tomorrow because...
I'm going to be one of the Chippendale Dancers!
Yep. It took several auditions, practicing my dance moves and negotiating contracts and proving my ability to dance provocatively in front of a female audience all eager to put dollar bills into my g-string. Apparently, I was "just what they were looking for" and "will drive women wild"
You can catch my performance schedule here!
This should be fun!