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Jul 28, 2005 10:08

So I got this in an e-mail from the coworker the other day. Since I have no real plans for Saturday, I decided that I might as well go and see if I have an opportunity to be in a big blockbuster movie.

Pirates Of The Caribbean III will begin production August 2005 and shoot thru the middle of next year. We are holding an open casting call for extras on Saturday, July 30th 2005, 11:00am to 3:00pm.

The Ricardo Montalban Theatre
1615 North Vine Street
Los Angeles, Ca 90028

We are currently ONLY looking for the following types.

Pirates:
Extreme characters and hideously unattractive types, ages 18-50. Odd body shapes or very lean to extremely skinny. Missing teeth, wandering eyes and serial killer looks with real long hair & beards. Wigs & makeup are not what we're looking for. We also need little people, very large sumo wrestler types, extremely tall or extremely short people, albinos, amputees. Any size or shape that is NOT average is best. All ethnicities. Mostly men, very few women.

Asian Men & Women:
We need tons of Asian people of all ages and types to play Townspeople, Shopkeepers, Prostitutes, Pirates etc. All shapes, sizes and ages over 18.

I know it's funny and random, but yeah. NOTICE HOW THEY DISTINGUISH PIRATES AND ASIAN PEOPLE, OKAY?

Carman flop_pop_video and Elaine ambiguousness are already going with me. Asian friends, if you have nothing to do on Saturday, you should go to!

From my amniotic fluid bubble,

~Andre
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