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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I turned jens_h in for farting in church (3 points). In February I set ex_naye320's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole skybluesoul's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (661 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
filifjonka