my day, pre-11:
Comment Here! my day, post-11:
"rub the KY jelly all over yourself, it makes your muscles big!"
"NOOO! if there's no bite marks then it never happened!"
"62 ways to blow his mind? i should read this in case i ever need some tips in the bedroom"
"it's either green tea or lemonade"
"i don't care, i'm thirsty!"
"i chugged it"
"you're a cow!"
"hahaha, water buffalo"
*reads pablo's present*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"11 comments! whee!... i'm such a loser"