No, I'm not going insane!

[figure_emerging]

I was sitting it the bus today,

Alone for way to long.

And my mind came to this:

Television
Elvis
Elvis makes dads happy
Santa makes kids happy
Santa's anagram:
Satan
Conclusion:
Television is evil

I've decided to go straight-edge
Permanently.
The whole not swearing thing,
Isn't working out
But it IS less
Same for the 'OMG' and 'like'